YOU SHOULD BE READING IT FOR HANDLEN'S SCINTILLATING PROSE. BECAUSE IT, YOU KNOW, SCINTILLATES AND SHIT.

ALL-CAPS MAKES ME SEEM MORE SOPHISTICATED AND TRUSTWORTHY.

SEMI-RATIONAL COMMENTS WRITTEN IN ALL-CAPS? WELL, I THINK IT'S FUNNY!?

APPARENTLY SKYLER PAGE HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED FOR BIPOLAR DISORDER AND POSSIBLE SCHIZOPHRENIA: http://jeffrowegifs.tumblr….

ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE CONVINCED ME YOU'RE A SPAMBOT. WHERE DO I CLICK TO FIND OUT HOW TO MAKE 8200DOLLARS ONTHE COMPUTER IN ONE AND AHALF WEEKS?

SOME OF THE NEGATIVE REACTION TO THE CULTS COULD BE A CLASSIFICATION PROBLEM. ONE IS A GROUP OF ZEALOTS GATHERED AROUND A CHARISMATIC FIGURE; THE OTHER IS A VERSION OF A MONASTIC ORDER, LIKE BUDDHIST OR CHRISTIAN MONKS. ONE OF THE PRODUCERS TALKED ABOUT BEING INSPIRED BY POST-PLAGUE EUROPE - THE STRESS CAUSED BY THE…

AND SO HERE I WAS WONDERING: WAS THE GREAT EXCLAMATION CREATED SPECIFICALLY TO GET ANGRY AT THIS SHOW?

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE CLEARLY THE CREAM OF THE CROP.

GIMMICK-HATERS GONNA GIMMICK-HATE.

CAN I DO THAT AND HAVE A CRANE SHOT OF ME CRYING "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" IN THE SAME SCENE? BECAUSE I EAT THAT SHIT UP.

AS IS OFTEN THE CASE, THE THEME OF THIS "FOR OUR CONSIDERATION" IS "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO STOP BEING SO DICKISH."

COOL ETYMOLOGY, BRO.

SORRY MY EMOTIONAL TRAUMA ISN'T SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH FOR YOU. I'LL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST AVOIDED THE CONTROVERSY AND SAID "CUNTY."

SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO START A THREAD ON "WHAT'S ON TONIGHT" TO COMMENT ON TODD'S VOX ARTICLES. BECAUSE SOME OF US KNOW WE'RE COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF LETTING ANYTHING GO.

LITTLE MORE ANALYSIS AS TO WHY YOU DON'T CARE ANYMORE MIGHT MAKE PEOPLE EMBRACE YOUR FUCKING OPINION AND MAKE YOU THEIR BABY KING.

SHHHHHH. YOU'RE SPOILING SEASON FOUR.

LET'S PAUSE FOR A MOMENT, FATHERFUCKING LADIES, MOTHERFUCKING GENTS, AND REFLECT ON THE AV CLUB LEGACY OF TODD VANDERWERFF. NEVER, PERHAPS, THE MOST TALENTED OR INSIGHTFUL MOTHERFUCKER TO WRITE REVIEWS ON THIS SITE, BUT A QUIRKIER COCKSUCKER YOU'LL NEVER FIND.

IT'S BASED ON THE PAGE VIEWS, MOTHERFUCKERS. THE MORE PAGE VIEWS YOU CAN GENERATE FOR A REVIEW OF THIS SHOW, THE MORE FUCKING LIKELY IT IS THAT THEY'LL MAKE IT A REGULAR FEATURE.

WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
AND THE 'LARM GIVES OUT A WARNING,
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER MAKE IT ON TIME.