SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE LYRICS?

I WAS SOFT INSIDE; THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON.

I SET OUT TO GET YOU WITH A FINE TOOTH COMB,

BABY WHEN I MET YOU THERE WAS PEACE UNKNOWN,

THANKS FOR BEING THE VOICE OF REASON.

WELL, FUCK THAT SHIT.

FUCK THAT SHIT. YOU'LL SING THE "SAVED BY THE BELL" THEME SONG WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKER. AND YOU'LL LOVE IT.

HOW ARE THEY TO RUB UP AGAINST MENACINGLY?

IN HIS COMMENT, LUPIN ADDAMS CONFUSED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME. IN JULY, I'LL STILL BE CONFUSED.

YEAH, FUCK YOU ANGELA. AND THAT JULIE HARRIS BITCH!

I HATE BECAUSE I LOVE, MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S A SIMPLE APPLICATION OF BASIC MATHEMATICAL PRINCIPLES.

THAT'S WHY I NEED TO BEAT UP OTHER MEN'S FUCKING WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS. BECAUSE I LOVE MY WIFE/GIRLFRIEND SO FUCKING MUCH.

FINALLY. A MOTHERFUCKER WHO GETS ME.

I'M GLAD. STILL, EAT MORE VEGETABLES, DAMN IT!

"HE SPECIALIZES IN GIVING HELL . . . HELL."

CAN I CHANGE MY AVATAR TO A WEAPON AND CALL PEOPLE NAMES? CAN I! CAN I? CAN I? BECAUSE YOUR COGENT ARGUMENTS HAVE CONVINCED ME THAT YOU'RE THE MOST SOPHISTICATED AND MOST RIGHTEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BOARD.

INVERSE RATIO OF JUMP SCARES TO BODY COUNT?

I ACTUALLY THINK FOX HAS RESCINDED THE "ONLY ONE BLACK DUDE PER SERIES" RULE RECENTLY, SO IT'S NOW POSSIBLE TO DEVELOP BOTH WINSTON AND COACH. HOORAY FOR GRADUALLY-ERODING RACISM!!

YOU, SIR, ARE A MOTHERFUCKING HERO AND INSPIRATION. I WILL NEVER, NEVER FORGET.

TASTY, TASTY MONKEY HEADS!