INCOMPLETE. THIS EPISODE WILL RECEIVE A GRADE WHEN THE STORYLINE HAS BEEN COMPLETED.

B-. THE EMOTIONAL RESONANCE FELT KIND OF TACKED ON, AND IT DIDN'T TAKE US ANYWHERE THAT "ABED'S UNCONTROLLABLE CHRISTMAS" DIDN'T TAKE US ALREADY.

GO AHEAD AND YELL. YOU JUST MIGHT FEEL BETTER.

I FELT TODD'S DISCUSSION OF THE EMOTIONAL CONTENT OF THE EPISODE CAME ENTIRELY FROM HIS OWN EMOTIONAL DRAMAS AND HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL CONTENT OF THE EPISODE.

TODD, I THINK YOU NEED A COLONOSCOPY. I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT WHEN I ISSUE A DIAGNOSIS FROM A RECAP, BUT BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

WATCHED COMMUNITY INSTEAD OF THIS.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER'S BONE, SOLDIER'S HOME

I'M TAKING THIS AS DEFINITIVE EVIDENCE THAT SALONKITTY AND DOUAY-RHEIMS-CHALLONER ARE THE SAME PERSON USING DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS. I'M ON TO YOU, DOUAY-SALON-RHEIMS-KITTY-CHALLONER.

HE'S THE CUNTIEST.

SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T EVEN WATCH ALL THE EPISODES OF SHOWS I LIKE!

MAYBE THE FINALE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF IT HAD ENDED WITH ROBIN SAYING, "GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF HERE, YOU TERMINALLY NOSTALGIC MOTHERFUCKER. I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE OF THE NEWS, AND I KNEW WE WEREN'T RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER TWENTY YEARS AGO, AND I STILL DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR WHINY ASS BULLSHIT."

ONE THOUSAND UPVOTES TO YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

I AGREE WITH YOU IN THE ABSTRACT THAT TED GOING BACK TO ROBIN AFTER TRACY DIED COULD HAVE WORKED. AND IF TED HAD MET TRACY IN SEASON 2, AND SHE'D DIED IN SEASON SIX, AND THE FINALE HAD GIVEN THAT FINAL SCENE WITH TED STANDING UNDER ROBIN'S WINDOW WITH THE FUCKING FRENCH HORN, I WOULDN'T BE COMPLAINING. OR NOT IN THE…

IT'S MY FUCKING GIFT; IT'S MY FUCKING CURSE.

MY NEW THEORY OF HIMYM:

LOOKING AT ALL THE FRUSTRATED COMMENTARY ABOUT HOW AN EPISODE OF HIMYM DIDN'T ADVANCE THE STORYLINE MADE ME REALIZE THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE HAPPIER WAITING IN THE LINE FOR THE ROLLER COASTER THAN RIDING THE ROLLER COASTER ITSELF.

NO COMMUNITY TONIGHT? IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY JUST TURNED OFF ALL THE GRAVITY.

"LULU"? IF THE WOMAN DON'T AGREE TO "RAPTOR SKULLCRUSHER," YOU SHOULD THREATEN TO WITHHOLD YOUR SEXUAL FAVORS.

THANKS - THAT WAS A LOVELY REVIEW. YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING GEM, MS. BATTLEGROUND.

I'VE FORGOTTEN THE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. ALLY MCBEAL DEBACLE.