I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON SOMEBODY TO CORRECT ME WHEN I WAS WRONG.

SINCE DONALD GLOVER HAS LEFT THE SHOW, ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO BE GETTING MORE STORYLINES.

I ALWAYS LIKE A STORYLINE WHERE SHIRLEY LETS HER BADASS OUT.

JUST SAY "A," TODD. IT'S AN "A" EPISODE, MOTHERFUCKER.

THANKS FOR THE GOOD ADVICE, YOUR FUCKING HOLINESS.

I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU AVATAR-WITH-A-PENISLESS MOTHERFUCKER.

PERHAPS IT'S POSSIBLE TO CALL SOMETHING "SELF-INDULGENT" WITHOUT REFERRING TO IT AS "GARBAGE." OR TAKING A SHIT ALL OVER THE ARTIST'S PERSONAL APPEARANCE.

CLEARLY YOUR STATEMENT YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE YOU IS UNTRUE, OR YOU WOULD HAVE CREATED AN AVATAR WITH A PENIS IN IT.

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

I'M NAMED AFTER A WACKY TV CLUB RECAP FROM THE FIRST SEASON OF "TWO BROKE GIRLS," BITCHES.

@ERIK ADAMS:

@WHATSITSNAME
I WILL NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU EVER SAY AGAIN. PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TO ACCENTS OF NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

IT'S TRUE. WINSTON = FUCKING ADORKABLE.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A DIRECT RIPOFF FROM SOMETHING DAN HARMON SAID DURING A COMMENTARY ON AN EPISODE FROM SEASON ONE: "WE STARTED OFF WRITING BRITTA AS A COOL BLONDE HIPSTER AND THEN AFTER A FEW EPISODES WE REALIZED SHE WORKED BETTER AS CHARLIE BROWN." NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A DIRECT QUOTATION.

AND SEE I USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF.

IT MAKES ME FEEL LESS LONELY.

FOR WHOM IS THE HAUNTED HOUSE HAUNTED?

I WOULDN'T TRY TO ARGUE THAT THIS SEASON IS THAT MUCH BETTER THAN SEASON FOUR (I MEAN, I COULD, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU OF THAT WHEN YOU CLEARLY DON'T BELIEVE IT?). HOWEVER, I WOULD ARGUE THAT SEASON FIVE IS INFINITELY MORE *HARMON* THAN SEASON FOUR. IT'S MORE FUCKED UP. AND NEEDIER.…

I AGREE WITH THE ANNIE PART OF THE COMMENT - SHE HASN'T BEEN WELL SERVED THIS SEASON (OR IN SEASON FOUR, FOR THAT MATTER, ALTHOUGH MY MEMORY OF THAT IS PRETTY FOGGY DUE TO THE GAS LEAK). BUT I THINK BRITTA'S CHARACTERIZATION HAS BEEN SPOT ON: ONE PART RADICAL/HIPSTER, ONE PART CHARLIE BROWN.

THIS REMINDS ME OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LITERARY FICTION WRITERS TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING A LITTLE SCIENCE FICTIONY. THEY CAN BE SO ENAMORED OF THE NEW THINGS THEY'RE TRYING AND SO AWARE OF HOW DIFFERENT IT IS FROM THEIR REGULAR WRITING THAT THEY NEVER SEEM TO REALIZE THERE'S A WHOLE SET OF ASSUMPTIONS AND SHORTHAND THAT…