YEAH, AND I WOULD RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING OPINION THAT IT'S A RASHOMON EPISODE, WHICH WOULD SEEM TO ME TO INDICATE AN APPROACH THAT FOCUSES QUITE SPECIFICALLY ON INDIVIDUAL SUBJECTIVITY. INSTEAD, IT'S AN EXPLORATION OF THE GROUP DYNAMIC, AND THE REPEATED ITERATIONS, WHICH MIGHT COME ACROSS SINGLY…

AND I'M OPINING THAT THIS WAS A LOVELY AND RESONANT MOTHERFUCKER OF AN EPISODE. I'M THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK BACK AT IT AS THE POINT WHERE COMMUNITY FOUND ITS FEET AGAIN.

AFRAID NOT. I CONSIDER MYSELF THE MONKEES VERSION OF ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

SEE BUT THEN I JUST SWITCH OVER TO MY E.E. CUMMINGS GIMMICK ACCOUNT. OUTRAGE FREE!!

WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

IT WAS ME, MOTHERFUCKER. I LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING COLOR. GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT, AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.

HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW, BUT THE REVIEW IS CLEARLY OF THE "WHY ISN'T THE SHOW I'M WATCHING MORE LIKE THIS OTHER SHOW I'D RATHER BE WATCHING?" GENRE.

ONE OF THE REASONS MY MOM HATES TOM SIZEMORE IS THAT HE TALKED HER OUT OF HAVING ME ABORTED.

TODD, YOU MISERABLE DOSTOYEVSKIAN COCKSUCKER. IS YOUR LIFE SO STUFFED WITH RAINBOWS AND ORGASMS THAT YOU NEED TO GET MORE MISERY OUT OF YOUR ENTERTAINMENT?

ME TOO!!!

WELL SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS. WHAT AM I GOING TO BE OUTRAGED ABOUT NOW?

I HAVE TO CONFESS I KIND OF LOVE THIS GIMMICK ACCOUNT - IT'S KIND OF GENIUS TO MANIPULATE ME INTO UPVOTING SOMEBODY BECAUSE HE ALLEGEDLY WANTS ME TO DOWNVOTE HIM. BECAUSE OF PSYCHOLOGY.

WELL BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE MY GIMMICK, YOU ELEGANT COCKSUCKER. MAY IT SERVE YOU WELL. LET'S BE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS.

UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, YOUR GIMMICK IS THAT YOU'RE A POSTER WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW GOOGLE WORKS?

THANKS? THAT'S HELPFUL?

YEAH, I THINK IT'S COOL FOR A GUY IN HIS FIFTIES TO BE INVOLVED WITH A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO LIVES WITH SAID GUY'S AGE-APPROPRIATE GIRLFRIEND.

ONE IS IN MY BREAST
POCKET. THE OTHER? YOU SEE
MY CHEEKBULGE, BITCHES?

THE LATEST TRUE DETECTIVE IS NOT WORTHY OF SNIFFING THIS EPISODE'S BALLS.

AND SEE BUT I ONLY KNEW INSTINCTIVELY THAT ELLEN PAGE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD. AND KIND OF ANEMIC. WHICH LIST OF MOTHERFUCKING CHARACTERISTICS DOES NOT ADD UP IN MY MIND TO "LESBIAN."

TO BE FAIR, "FOR A 55 YEAR OLD MAN" COULD MODIFY "SUGGESTIONS" OR "GIFT" IN THAT SENTENCE. ALSO, I AM DEAD-SET ON ASSUMING THAT ONLY A FIFTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD MAN WOULD COME TO DAN HARMON FOR ADVICE ON GIFTS FOR A SIGNIFICANT OTHER FOR A THIRTY-THIRD ANNIVERSARY. OR A WOMAN WITH DISTRESSINGLY SEVERE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.