@Meander061:disqus: I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, MY ILLUSTRIOUS FUSIONFALL DEXTERBOY. BONNIE'S LINE THAT SHE HADN'T REALLY BEEN SOBER FOR WEEKS KIND OF CONFIRMS IT FOR ME. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HER CHARACTER HAS COME ACROSS AS ANYTHING BUT WINKING AND "AIN'T I A CUTE BAD GIRL" ABOUT HER ADDICTION. MY HOPE IS THAT FROM…

AN EPIC POEM! YOU DO LOVE ME!

I CAN'T FIT ALL MY EMOTIONAL REACTIONS INTO UNCAPITALIZED LETTERS. I AM LARGE. I CONTAIN MULTITUDES, BITCHES.

TED STORYLINE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN SLIGHTER, AND THE MARSHALL PLOTLINE WAS SERVICEABLE IN GETTING THE CHARACTER OFF THE ROAD, BUT I AM A MOTHERFUCKING FOOL FOR MANIC BARNEY PLOTTING LIKE MAD, RUNNING IN AND OUT OF ROOMS, AND LISPING WHILE DRESSED AS A TOT IN A MUSICAL NUMBER. ANYBODY WHO CAN'T EMBRACE THIS BIT OF FLUFF…

PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THE UPPER FLOORS TALK LIKE THIS . . .

I REALIZE I MAY LOOK LIKE I'M ONLY SHOUTING, BUT I HAVE A SINCERE AND UNAFFECTED APPRECIATION FOR ANY AMBITIOUS COCKSUCKER WHO'S UNHINGED AND STAMPING OUT DUMBSHITTERY. SAID DUMBSHITTERY INCLUDING STATEMENTS ABOUT HOW A SINGER WHOSE VOCAL DELIVERY RESEMBLES THAT OF FREDDIE MERCURY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FREDDIE MERCURY.

WHERE'S THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO ALWAYS REMINDS US IT'S FUR-GUSON, BITCHES? I MISS HIM ALREADY.

I LIKE THIS UNHINGED TONE YOU'RE USING. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. STAMP OUT THE DUMBSHITTERY.

WELL, O.K.

YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE SEAN HANNITY AND MITT ROMNEY LET US KNOW THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ANTI-FAMILY, JIHADIST, AMERICA-HATING TAKERS.

TWO BLACK GUYS ON THE SAME NETWORK TV SERIES?

DOES RUPERT MURDOCH KNOW THAT HIS NETWORK HAD A SHOW WITH THREE BLACK GUYS ON IT? IS SEAN HANNITY GOING TO GET A COUPLE OF WEEKS WORTH OF PROGRAMMING OUT OF MURDOCH'S COMMITMENT TO DIVERSITY?

WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A HIGHLY TRADITIONAL MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER.

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I'M EMBRACING THE DELICATE SUBTLETY OF THE ALL CAPS FORMAT.

TODD!!

AT THE RISK OF ACTUALLY HAVING A CONVERSATION RATHER THAN SPEWING INVECTIVE, LET ME SAY THAT ALLISON JANNEY'S CHARACTER SEEMS LIKE A RETREAD OF CHARLIE HARPER FROM TWO AND A HALF MEN. I COULD HEAR MOST OF HER LINES COMING OUT OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S FACEHOLE. UNLESS THE WRITERS COME UP WITH A WAY OF MAKING HER SOMETHING…

MYLES: DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!

IS THIS THE NEW TREND FOR THE FUCKING TV CLUB? "I ENJOYED THE EPISODE BUT I'M TROUBLED BY ITS FAILURE TO EMBODY THE MOTHERFUCKING PLATONIC IDEAL OF MULTI-CAMERA COMEDY." SHIT, BITCHES, LET ME TRANSLATE FOR YOU: "I LIKED THIS TELEVISION PRESENTATION BUT I'M KIND OF FUCKING NEUROTIC ABOUT THE WAYS IT ISN'T LIKE OTHER…

TODD!!

ANYBODY ELSE GET THE FEELING THAT THE MINISTER WAS MEANT TO STAND IN FOR ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO HATE THE BARNEY AND ROBIN RELATIONSHIP? ALL THAT "I LOVE THAT YOUR PROPOSAL WAS BASED ON YOU LYING TO ME AND PRETENDING TO BE FUCKING A WOMAN I HATE" SOUNDED PRETTY MUCH LIKE A "FUCK YOU" TO ALL THE BARNEY/ROBIN DOUBTERS.