I'M TORN ABOUT THIS SHOW. IF I DON'T WATCH IT, THEN WHEN TODD HAS HIS BREAKDOWN AND STARTS WRITING BATSHIT INSANE FANFICTION IN THIS SPOT INSTEAD OF SEMI-BATSHIT COMMENTARY, I WON'T GET THE FUCKING REFERENCES.

ANY CRAZY THING DAN HARMON SAYS MAKES THIS FORUM, AND MY PENIS, MORE FOCUSED AND REWARDING.

YOU CAN TELL IT'S HIP AND RELEVANT FOR ADULT READERS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT.

TODD, PLEASE WRITE THE NEXT MOM REVIEW WITHOUT ANY CAPITAL LETTERS AND WITH VERY LITTLE PUNCTUATION, AND USE THE WORD "MOTHERFUCKER" 1,200 TIMES. AND BE VERY META. AND USE THE ARTSY WRITING STYLE YOU USUALLY RESERVE FOR THAT NOVEL YOU'RE SPORADICALLY WORKING ON, OR WERE WORKING ON BEFORE YOU BECAME THE ENTIRE STAFF OF…

"SO MUCH OF COMEDY IS THE BALANCE BETWEEN THE GENERIC . . . . AND THE SPECIFIC."

SOMEHOW I'M READING THIS AS THE FIRST STEP TOWARD BURNING THE FUCKING TV CLUB TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND.

I KNEW I FELT AS IF A MILLION VOICES SUDDENLY CRIED OUT IN TERROR.

WAIT, DID THIS SUDDENLY BECOME A DISCUSSION ABOUT "GIRLS?"

GIMMICKS = FUCKING AWESOME!

HEY YOU INSENSITIVE AV CLUB COCKSUCKERS: HOW DARE YOU KEEP WRITING ABOUT SHOWS I DON'T PERSONALLY FUCKING LOVE? DON'T YOU KNOW IT FILLS THE BABY JESUS WITH SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING RAGE THAT HE CAN'T STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE BALLS? JUST SHOW SOME FUCKING DECENCY, OK, AND BE AWARE THAT WHEN YOU WRITE ABOUT SHITTY SHOWS…

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT LENA DUNHAM.

BITCHES, MOTHERFUCKER. AMIRITE?

NOT REALLY FAMILIAR WITH MARON'S WORK, BUT BASED ON THE MAJORITY OF REACTIONS SO FAR, MY GUESS IS THAT THIS COCKSUCKER IS LENA DUNHAM IN DISGUISE.

I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO YOU AND ALL THE MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKERS WHO POST HERE FOR GIVING A SPOILER ON THIS EIGHT YEAR OLD MOVIE.

PLUS THE BAD GUY IS RAMONA FLOWERS, BITCHES!

LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER:
PUBLISHED THE STORY "THE LADY RESTS" IN PALACE CORBIE 7, 1997. ADMITTED HE WAS STEPHEN KING'S SON IN 2007. I'LL LEAVE YOU TO DRAW THE OBVIOUS CONCLUSION.

I'M GOING TO GO WITH "ASSHOLE."

OH.

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD IN WHICH "TWATTERY' IS GENDER SPECIFIC, AND I DEFY ANY SILLY CUNT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!

YOU, SOLANGETREMBLAY, ARE A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS, NOT JUST RELATED TO YOUR ABILITY TO ACCUMULATE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY BY WHAT I TAKE TO BE, FROM YOUR RATHER OBLIQUE DESCRIPTION, THE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN, BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOUR COMMENT OPERATES AS A METAPHOR FOR HEISENBERG'S SOLIPSISM. YOU, YOU MAD, SENSITIVE…