YOU'RE DRUNK!!

YOU'RE SILLY!!!

EVOCATIVE.

WHY DO YOU SAY "PURE MASTURBATION" LIKE IT'S A BAD THING, YOU FECKLESS MOTHERFUCKER?

THE REVIEW DOESN'T SAY THIS IS LIKE AN EPISODE OF TODDLERS AND TIARAS WHERE THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER, BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M READING BETWEEN THE LINES.

THE REVIEW DOESN'T SAY THIS IS LIKE AN EPISODE OF TODDLERS AND TIARAS WHERE THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER, BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M READING BETWEEN THE LINES.

I WOULD START WITH ROBYN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'D END WELL BEFORE SHE DID.

I WOULD START WITH ROBYN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'D END WELL BEFORE SHE DID.

I THINK I LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY, SCINTILLATING MOTHERFUCKER. "WILL THIS LONG HEART WRENCHING JOURNEY A FULLY GIVE ME A SATISFYING SEXFILLED AND BEAUTIFUL REGION"? YES, YES, A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES YES!

I THINK I LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY, SCINTILLATING MOTHERFUCKER. "WILL THIS LONG HEART WRENCHING JOURNEY A FULLY GIVE ME A SATISFYING SEXFILLED AND BEAUTIFUL REGION"? YES, YES, A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES YES!

FUCK, BITCHES! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE INTERESTED IN WATCHING THAT MOTHERFUCKING LAST RESORT ABOMINATION, AND NOW IT TURNS OUT THAT THE FUCKER WHO DID MOTHERFUCKING TERRIERS IS INVOLVED?! I MAY HAVE TO FIND TIME TO WATCH THIS BULLSHIT!

FUCK, BITCHES! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE INTERESTED IN WATCHING THAT MOTHERFUCKING LAST RESORT ABOMINATION, AND NOW IT TURNS OUT THAT THE FUCKER WHO DID MOTHERFUCKING TERRIERS IS INVOLVED?! I MAY HAVE TO FIND TIME TO WATCH THIS BULLSHIT!

THAT'S "I'VE GOT TWICE YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY, YOU HALF-WIT."

THAT'S "I'VE GOT TWICE YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY, YOU HALF-WIT."

WELL, MOTHERFUCKER, I THINK YOU CAN THE NUMBER ONE SHOW IN AMERICA WASN'T MAINSTREAM.

WELL, MOTHERFUCKER, I THINK YOU CAN THE NUMBER ONE SHOW IN AMERICA WASN'T MAINSTREAM.

I PREFER MY ANGER TO BE SPITTLE-FLECKED  AND VIRTUALLY FUCKING INCOHERENT RATHER THAN REFINED.

I PREFER MY ANGER TO BE SPITTLE-FLECKED  AND VIRTUALLY FUCKING INCOHERENT RATHER THAN REFINED.

I WOULD READ A COMIC BOOK ABOUT BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.

I WOULD READ A COMIC BOOK ABOUT BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.