He’s Mirror Universe Patch Adams, they bring him in to see the patients who the hospital has decided should give up on life.

Too crazy for Boystown, too much of a boy for Crazytown.

Ray Fisher doesn’t get enough credit. Dude basically sacrificed his career just to expose that predatory asshole. Legit hero move.

Yeah, but he used to put effort into that.

Perhaps. But Snoop has also been able to keep his brand alive for all these decades without resorting to desperate right-wing pandering, which is more than we can say for Eminem.

Actually being shocked by any of it is just playing into his hands.

He was one of the greatest rappers of 2002. Unfortunately for him, it is now 2024, and he’s clearly feeling his own age and irrelevance.

Black Panther broke numerous box office records, was a huge hit even by pre-Covid Marvel standards, and is one of the highest-grossing films in Disney’s history.

If you’re going to be that reductive then you can make the same argument about literally any film franchise.

I think what’s making the big difference is cost. It used to be that not seeing a movie in theaters meant you had to wait six months to a year for a home video release, and the rental would cost around the same amount as a theater ticket (or if you bought it, more than twice as much.)

That’s a really silly attempt at a correlation. Just because people might have other shit going on in their lives and can’t drop everything to go spend $25 on a movie (that will be on a $14 a month streaming service next month) doesn’t mean they want the movie spoiled for them.

There’s a part in the movie where he goes to see a doctor and the doc is most concerned about the state of his liver. Most of the visit is edited to just talk about his weight gain but there’s a part where the doctor tells Spurlock “your liver is basically pâté.”

Garfield: Thank you all for coming. I’ve brought you together for a reason: Each of you has a particular skill we’ll need for our mission. Hagar the Horrible, with your viking raid experience. Calvin, with your power to bring stuffed animals to life. Charlie Brown, hated by God. Far Side Cow, with your Cow Tools. And…

Nah, studios need everything to have lore now, because then they can extrapolate that lore into sequels and spinoffs that no one wanted.

Mute means you’re unable to speak, not that you’re unable to make sounds.

To be fair, King of the Hill and Star Wars are in different boats because (per Disney marketing) we’re supposed to view the “Skywalker Saga” as a single story, whereas nobody looks at King of the Hill and thinks “yes, this is an ongoing epic. Boomhauer’s latest antics at the gun club will surely have vast repercussions…

I’m seein’ double here! Four Blueys!

It was time for Sheldon to go to California and they had to kill the father.

Yeah, it’s a joke that peaked 20 years ago but that some people can’t let go of. Just like South Park.

“Cartman tries to stop being fat” was a plotline they did in season one. This isn’t worth doing a regular episode about, let alone an “event.”