He was one of the greatest rappers of 2002. Unfortunately for him, it is now 2024, and he’s clearly feeling his own age and irrelevance.

If you’re going to be that reductive then you can make the same argument about literally any film franchise.

I think what’s making the big difference is cost. It used to be that not seeing a movie in theaters meant you had to wait six months to a year for a home video release, and the rental would cost around the same amount as a theater ticket (or if you bought it, more than twice as much.)

That’s a really silly attempt at a correlation. Just because people might have other shit going on in their lives and can’t drop everything to go spend $25 on a movie (that will be on a $14 a month streaming service next month) doesn’t mean they want the movie spoiled for them.

There’s a part in the movie where he goes to see a doctor and the doc is most concerned about the state of his liver. Most of the visit is edited to just talk about his weight gain but there’s a part where the doctor tells Spurlock “your liver is basically pâté.”

Garfield: Thank you all for coming. I’ve brought you together for a reason: Each of you has a particular skill we’ll need for our mission. Hagar the Horrible, with your viking raid experience. Calvin, with your power to bring stuffed animals to life. Charlie Brown, hated by God. Far Side Cow, with your Cow Tools. And…

Nah, studios need everything to have lore now, because then they can extrapolate that lore into sequels and spinoffs that no one wanted.

Mute means you’re unable to speak, not that you’re unable to make sounds.

To be fair, King of the Hill and Star Wars are in different boats because (per Disney marketing) we’re supposed to view the “Skywalker Saga” as a single story, whereas nobody looks at King of the Hill and thinks “yes, this is an ongoing epic. Boomhauer’s latest antics at the gun club will surely have vast repercussions…

I’m seein’ double here! Four Blueys!

It was time for Sheldon to go to California and they had to kill the father.

Yeah, it’s a joke that peaked 20 years ago but that some people can’t let go of. Just like South Park.

“Cartman tries to stop being fat” was a plotline they did in season one. This isn’t worth doing a regular episode about, let alone an “event.”

Who is all this secrecy for? Most people who are going to see Wicked already know it’s a musical. The rest of its potential audience are people who are going to see it because it’s a prequel to The Wizard of Oz....which was ALSO a musical.

On the other hand, a tremendous amount of property damage has been traced back to someone named Art Vandalay.

You don’t understand, he’s the perfect choice because he had a TV show that ended before most of these students were even born.

Today’s woke culture won’t even let a human woman marry a bee!

Fun fact: The Light Brigade only charged because their commander was a dumbass and misunderstood an order from his superior. They were supposed to attack a completely different area. If anything, the charge is an example of the foolishness of blind obedience, as common sense would have told the men that attacking that…

If you name your show Not Dead Yet then you’re basically just setting yourself up for someone to cancel you just for the punchline.

(Compare it to Dan Harmon’s Krapopolis, which only does slightly better, but has already been renewed through season 3.)