Seven seasons? Wow, so it’s been that long since conservatives assured us that the show would be cancelled instantly without Roseanne in it.

None of this matters. The show is a Netflix miniseries, which means that eight days from now nobody on Earth will remember it ever existed.

In even more shocking news, John Wick star Keanu Reeves has never even killed anybody.

They do this:

Harry Potter had a HUGE LGBT following. In the early 90's when queer themes in kids books were forbidden, a lot of kids took solace in the metaphorical power of a story where a kid who literally lives inside a closet gets to come out and experience a whole magical world far away from his restrictive family.

“Experimental treatments” that have been used with tremendous success for over 50 years (in the case of puberty blockers) and for almost a century (in the case of gender reassignment surgery.)

Farting Corpse is unironically a more well-written character than Harry Potter.

Yeah, most years only one or two of their students are horribly killed.

The dinner was cancelled for three years after Trump became president because he was terrified of being made fun of. So I feel like there’s at least a LITTLE truth to power going on.

“Everyone secretly agrees with me, and my source is: my feelings” is the cheapest, most generic bigot excuse there is. The absolute pinnacle of intellectual laziness.

I mean, at least they’re still making new Star Wars stuff, even if most of it is bad. The last Harry Potter book came out in 2007. Since then there have been some underwhelming spinoffs, but the main story is completely done. What the hell do these people do, re-read the same books written for 10 year olds over and…

Whether she’s a Baby Boomer is a matter of debate because she was born in 1965. Since the end dates for generations are not set in stone, she’s either one of the youngest Baby Boomers or one of the oldest Gen Xers.

Yeah, you did, and you know you did.

I dunno, in retrospect the whole “wizards can own slaves and that’s a good thing” part should have been a warning.

I used to think misogyny was when you hate women, but now I know that the true definition of misogyny is when you disagree with a rich entitled white lady who has devoted her life to bullying one specific minority group.

In your previous post you said there were trans victims of the Holocaust. Now you say there aren’t.

A similar account documenting trans victims of the Nazis would be finished by Tuesday.

J. K. Rowling is perhaps our greatest living author today.

Two seasons ago there was an episode about how Marge directed a play in high school. The play was about Y2k.