Patrick should show his parents some of the other work he’s been doing. With the right selections they’ll forget about Family Guy real quick.

“When a movie came out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked,”

You’re putting more effort into not enjoying anything than it would take to find something you’d enjoy.

In two years, this comment will sound like some techbro twit in 2022 proclaiming, “Dude, we’re about five minutes into the NFT age.”

Any human artist who made these sort of basic mistakes would be told to try again, if not outright fired.

Dexter’s Lab technically got a revival already, but it happened behind the scenes and wasn’t advertised as such. In 1999 Genndy Tartakovsky ended the series, with the TV movie Ego Trip serving as the series finale. Production was shut down and the creative team moved on to new projects.

I have never heard of Sky Commanders, so I’m just going to assume it’s about some people who tell the sky what to do.

They already did a reboot of Ren and Stimpy in 2003, and it was terrible.

Happy 30th anniversary to that time a runaway planet hurtled between the Earth and the moon and cast man’s civilization in ruin.

Disney seems to have almost completely forgotten they ever made this show. Although Gummi Bears did a bit of a shout-out in the 2017 Ducktales reboot, so there’s that. There’s an episode where Scrooge McDuck has to track down a spy who has stolen a mysterious secret formula. Turns out it’s the recipe for Gummi Berry…

It’s 24 “carrot” comedy!

It’s poetic justice how the closest thing Rob Schneider has to a comedy legacy is a parody of him made by more talented people.

Exactly. Literally everything about Jack is overblown. People love to go “ohhh, he was never caught! He must have been a criminal genius, ohhh!” He was never caught because police investigation standards at the time were terrible, and even within those constraints, the officers assigned to his case turned out to be…

Since LD episodes are 30 minutes and Disco episodes are 60, we are literally getting twice as much Disco as LD as it is. We need ten seasons of Lower Decks just to make things fair.

Yeah, the old economic model was “make more episodes of a show if it’s popular because audience loyalty goes both ways,” rather than the current model “oh no, the Money Line is 0000.01% lower than it was ten seconds ago. Cancel everything.”

The showrunner hinted at the end of season 4 that he had a 7-season plan for the show, since the 90's Trek series that inspired it all ran for 7 seasons. Now they’ll either have to rush to jam all that into season 5, or leave the story incomplete.

I dunno, maybe five seasons would have been enough 15 years ago when TV shows still got 24 episode season orders. But now shows are lucky to get orders in the double digits. 10 half hour episodes per season doesn’t feel like enough for a show to explore its full potential. Lower Decks could easily have gone to ten…

I mean, they just got a promotion at the start of season 4, and given how long promotions usually take in Starfleet (typically you stay at the same rank for at least a few years) it would actually make plenty of sense if they remained Lieutenant Jr Grades for another three seasons or so. If they all end up as…

God, Paramount is just setting fire to the whole Trek franchise all of a sudden, huh? Discovery is cancelled (it was not intended as the final season, though some last-minute reshoots in the last episode were done to make the ending more conclusive) Lower Decks is cancelled, Prodigy is cancelled and shipped off to…