You try being constantly asked to defend your own right to exist by people who deny your basic humanity and excuse that as “a difference of opinion.” I bet you’d run out of patience for that bullshit pretty quickly, too.

Will Smith could have saved us all by going up onstage and smacking Glorgon, but noooooo, they had to go and ban Will from the ceremony.

Well it was unfair last year when they gave multiple awards to Pants but completely ignored Shorts.

It the Oscars isn’t a fight to the death then what’s the point?

Using James to represent to represent a Pokemon NFT initiative is perfect given that Team Rocket are scammers whose get-rich-quick schemes always fail.

There has never been another movie like Return of the King, though, and probably will never be again. Back then, filming a trilogy all in one go and releasing it in yearly installments was a fresh and daring method of filmmaking, and only really acceptable because they were adapting a major literary work that for…

Nah, you know what? EEAAO absolutely WAS a blockbuster, by the standards of its budget and release. With a $100 million take it was easily A24's highest-grossing film ever, and it pulled that off with a relatively tiny budget and minimal advertising. Top Gun and Avatar both had gigantic advertising blitzes which…

Pokemon fans would have probably been less crushed if you hadn’t spoiled this for them in the fucking headline.

Americans assume (understandably) that everything on the BBC is classy and sophisticated, but that’s because the only BBC shows that make it overseas are the classy and sophisticated shows (and also Sherlock) while the remaining 90% of their scripted programming is basically this:

Welcome to the UK, guv’nah! Where we all agree that slavery* is evil, wrong, illegal, and worst of all, improper.

This reminds me of possibly my favorite Youtube video of all time, featuring the guy who built a Minecraft device that cannot fulfill its task until after the end of the actual universe.

Oh no, won’t somebody PLEASE think of the feelings of the $900 million company that lied to gamers for years and tricked them into spending $60 on an unfinished beta.

I’m happy there are still publications that aren’t willing to suck up to big publishers and will actually call them on their bullshit. You want a website that will mindlessly simp for any exploitative company that throws a couple of advertising bucks their way, you’ve got plenty of options.

Neiji Hyuga would object to your “nobody dies” criticism, but he can’t cause he died.

This is not even close to the end. Remember, Naruto was also split into “Part 1" and “Part 2,” with Part 2 being more than twice as long as Part 1.

Almost as though you’re including certain films because you dislike them thematically, and not due to their cinematic quality.

One consistent lesson of the Oscars is that if you make a movie that honestly critiques Hollywood, you’ll lose. If you make a movie-mythologizing nostalgia blob about “tHe mAgIc oF tHe cInEma,” voters will eat that shit up no matter how shallow it is. Which is why I fully expect The Fablemans to be added to this list…

Nah, that makes it suck even harder. The one time the Academy acknowledges something resembling a horror movie and the “monster” is just a trans person, stereotyped to the point of inhumanity. Horror movies deserve better than that.

I hated that movie. They never explained which one was the real Kramer, and the fistfight they have in Jerry’s apartment goes on way too long. I do like the scene where George falls out the window and no one acknowledges it, though.