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What the fuck is Chariots of Fire even about? I don’t know. Nobody knows. We all know the song but that’s where humanity’s knowledge of this film ends.

Its box office was pretty modest given all the major names attached. I think one reason Goodfellas went unrecognized in its time is simply because it didn’t get a ton of promotion or attention.

It’s an incredibly sincere movie, and that scares the shit out of a lot of people.

Okay, I guess everyone in this thread has staked out their hill to die on, so this is mine: Shape of Water deserved to win. Yes, Get Out is terrific, but it’s the weakest of Jordan Peele’s horror films (this is actually a good thing; most directors wish they could consistently top themselves with every new movie.) But

I mean, sure, among people who haven’t seen the movie but who are really into memes from 6 years ago.

I’m still waiting for the sequel, where we finally find out exactly how green his valley was.

What the fuck is a “movie.”

1994 had an absolutely stacked Best Picture lineup and then they went and gave it to the very worst one. Wish I could say that was the last time that happened.

There’s a difference between “this is not relevant” and “this is something that I am not personally interested in.” You should probably figure that difference out.

Literally every other movie was snubbed when Green Book won, including movies that weren’t nominated.

For a moment I forgot Belfast was a movie and that made the first sentence of your post really funny.

I too am offended that the video game website is discussing a video game.

No, we are judging by 2023 standards a game that was made in 2023.

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The 21st century Golden Girls renaissance continues. They may have been old ladies way back in the 80's, but they will never truly die.

I was asleep in London when this fart happened and I’ll always regret missing it.

There’s a lot of Disney stuff missing from this list, actually. Sorry, “A Whole New World,” piss off, “Colors of the Wind.” Apparently Bruce Springsteen mumbling “mrrmrmrmrrmrrmrrstreetsofphilidelphia” with a backing track sampled from an elevator is the greatest thing recorded in the 1990's.

Seth, you made the Hot Dog Orgy Cartoon. You’re lucky every review of your work doesn’t mention that.

When you fail to take a moral stance, that in itself can be immoral, yes.

This is it, you guys. The first game in history to let you go into rooms and look at things within those rooms. Thank you Hogwarts Legacy for getting rid of stupid distractions like “story” and “gameplay” to focus on the mind-shattering thrill of going into a room, something most of us can only dream of doing in real

Listen, I USED to support the goblins. I went to all the goblin pride marches. They were beautiful excuses to get day drunk on a Saturday and watch a parade. That’s the whole point of them, right?