This is the excuse that’s made every single time a minority stands up for its rights: “Oh, if they wanted equality it would be fine, but they think they’re better than us. So we need to trample them as ruthlessly as possible.” This exact excuse has been used countless times against Jewish people throughout history,…

And real cops market themselves as “criminal hunters.” Either way, by definition, law enforcement defends the status quo. Harry spends his entire youth being exposed to the horrible consequences of the corrupt, failed status quo of his world, and then decides to defend his adulthood protecting it. It’s dumb writing.

Book Snape didn’t have the amazing charisma of Alan Rickman to soften the blow of what a tool he was. 

This is dumb. It’s like saying every novel should be 450 pages long and every song should be two minutes and forty-five seconds.

Yeah, this metaphor doesn’t work because the whole reason fast food is popular is because it’s fast and cheap, not because it’s good. Whereas a volume of One Piece or Naruto costs exactly as much as a volume of whatever your favorite manga is, and (so long as it’s in print) it’s just as easy to find. So those series…

You’re right, it is a reference you don’t get.

I’m sure you’re right but there are zero other notable TV shows set in Alaska. The moral is that Alaska should have thought of this and made a bad but famous TV show so I could have used that in this post. The fools.

Peter: Holy crap, Lois, this is even worse than the time I lived in that small Alaskan town!

Okay, so it’s not even an actual episode crossover, it’s just a reference to another pop culture franchise during a cutaway gag. Big deal. Family Guy does those like five times per episode, it’s just that this time they happened to use the dad from another Fox show (I’m not even going to count Homer’s involvement…

Now with 100% less Justin Roiland!

Listen here, Donald Trump: I don’t like you, and you don’t like me, except that second part isn’t true because you don’t know who I am.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a man wearing heels.

There are tow big problems for Ron with the “he appeals to the base” thing, though:

Revised theme song:

He’s obviously talking about the Samus cameo in Galactic Pinball for the Virtual Boy. Nothing else he could possibly mean.

He got in one little fight and the Oscars got scared.

Wait, you think what makes a TV show good is merchandising? I think we just discovered a new variety of brainrot.

but NFT projects might be here to stay

Dig up NFT’s so we can kill them again.

Faster! Harder!