Breaking news, entries #3-50 have just been removed from HBO Max forever.

Listen, I’m glad this film seems to be turning out well. But I don’t care if watching this movie cures cancer, I am not sitting through anything that’s 3 hours 12 minutes long without a pause button.

I wasn’t interested in the movie before but after reading your description I kind of am now.

“You wrote off your own franchise? But why?”

There are tax writeoffs involved, but it’s a one time payout. Incredibly short-sighted given the potential these shows had.

Even less cheap since WB cancelled the fifth season after all the actors had already signed binding contracts, so now the entire cast has to be paid 100% of their salaries for the season, without any of them actually having to do anything, and with zero chance of WB ever making back a penny of that investment.

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Looking at that will cost you $12 a month.

So not only are they intentionally turning season 1 into lost media, but they spent all the money to produce season 2 and simply refuse to show it to anyone.

My uncle who works in porn said he can’t wait to get lubed up by James Cameron!

Sexual repression seems to be a requirement for modern conservativism and it’s turning them into a bunch of sex-obsessed weirdos without them even realizing it.

I don’t think it’s even most of us. I think the Nazi shitheads are a minority but they make such spectacles of themselves and do so much damage that they naturally get the most attention.

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Chris Pratt flipping a coin before each scene to decide if Mario will be Italian in this one or not.

Oh no, someone called a millionaire celebrity a mean name on the internet! Do we need to fetch a couch for you to faint on? Some extra pearls for you to clutch?

It’s about the inconsistent accent, it’s about the snubbing of real voice actors in favor of past-their-prime Hollywood celebrities, it’s about the lack of effort from Pratt, it’s about a lot of things.

How dare video game media site Kotaku continue to report on this video game media news.

Some news guy: Kevin Conroy died.

Deleted scene where Chris Pine sees a tree and begins weeping at the unfathomable miracles of this unthinkable future age.