It’s a time travel movie so yes.

Believe it or not, genocide is still wrong even if you do it a country which ends up having cocaine in it 500 years later. You’ve got a real wacky value system there.

Is it Horny Week here on Kotaku Dot Com or something? Because either way, I have a suggestion: Upgrade to Horny MONTH.

First weekday of the month, which is when they always report on gamepass. You new to the site?

Well, Spain is responsible for the Conquista so I’m not sure what surprises you about the apology being demanded from them?

At this point, the new bosses at Discovery have fired basically everyone EXCEPT Ezra Miller. Possibly because they’re afraid of what Miller will do to them.

9 seasons total, unless Adult Swim decides to order more after that.

Oh, that’s how it works? Shit, I got it backwards. I guess I owe my daughter Apple Cinnamon Cheerios an apology.

Tell me you know nothing about acting without telling me you know nothing about acting.

“Coming up on Toonami: They can’t find intelligent life anywhere. It’s the Coneheads, up next. And after that: He’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and doggone it, people like him. He’s Stuart Smalley. Followed by Naruto.”

Square Enix is a $60 billion company. They can afford to make different versions of manga for different regions, especially since the difference is just whether or not some intern uses MS paint to copy-paste the Manga Up! logo on top of some titties.

Those sketches hinged on three things: the interplay between Alex Trebek and Sean Connery, and Norm McDonald playing various third characters. Well, the real Trebek and Connery have died (in fact they died exactly one week apart, which is kinda weird) and now we’ve lost Norm, as well. There’s not much left for these…

I bet it’ll end up on Paramount Plus, so we can all say “oh that’s right, Paramount Plus exists.”

Hades was first released in early access in December 2018, and you’re STILL mad that it has black people in it. Just a really healthy thing for you to spend three and a half years fixating on.

“I’m indifferent to whether they get fired or not.”

Smaller conventions seem to be better for this sort of thing. The atmosphere is a bit more personal and chill, and that also creates a level of social pressure to not say anything stupid.

You have a once in a lifetime chance to ask a question of your favorite celebrity. Clearly you should use this opportunity to make a Tiktok of yourself saying a meme.

It’s swirlin’ time!

The media seems to be overlooking a crucial point when it comes to this story:

So, just to be clear, in your mind mildly inconveniencing a millionaire is an unforgivable act of evil cancel culture, but firing dozens of working class people for having the wrong opinion is just fine? We got that right?