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That’s only true if your favorite Star Trek is TNG, and you insist that every other Star Trek be an attempt to copy TNG.

He has nothing to do with a show he created, wrote multiple episodes of, has acted in every single episode of, and is executive producer of to this day?

Well, I mean, if anyone is an expert on Fox pandering to the lowest common denominator, it’s Seth Mcfarlane.

“They call me Andor . Because I’m from the planet Andor, which was named after me, Andor.”

I would say that Last Jedi was definitely political, with its themes of inequality and religious disillusionment and its assertion that the difference between a rebel and a terrorist is that the latter is fixated on hate. It’s part of why entitled Twitter nerds threw such a tantrum about it.

Did you see his performances in Call of the Wild or Blade Runner 2049, which both came out after? They’re great. Ford is still absolutely on point when he actually cares about the material. And he always cared about Indy.

If you can erase a character’s sexuality by changing ONE WORD in an entire season of television, then how much does it count for, really?

Yeah, but the thing is that Disney did nothing concrete whatsoever to stand up for queer people in Florida and the government still tried to make an example of them. So the idea that they need to pander to the Right to survive is nonsense. The right will go after them either way. Disney isn’t serving their

Unsurprisingly, Nintendo is responsible for the most brutal anti-piracy measure I’ve heard of. If you played a pirated copy of Earthbound back in the day, the game would massively increase the rate of random encounters, and sometimes throw extremely high level monsters at you much earlier in the game than you could

Hey, remember how in the movie there was the one spoiled rich kid who got the Golden Ticket by spending a ton of money on it, giving her an unfair advantage over the other kids? And then at the end she falls into an incinerator. Haha, movies.

You desperately trying to impress strangers by begging them to ask you what your job is has nothing to do with whether or not I’m an idiot. Touch some damn grass.

Thank goodness we’ve put so much power in the hands of giant corporations that are run by the absolute most spineless people on the planet.

There have actually been two Unico movies, (“The Fantastic Adventures of Unico” and “Unico in the Island of Magic”) both made in the early 80's, so it must have been one of those. They weren’t theatrically released outside of Japan, but both of them got (rather inaccurate) English dubs and were released direct to

Yeah, you must have a great life, that’s why you’re trying to get validation from complete strangers on the internet.

Well, he specifically said it would be “four chapters, for the time being.” So at least he’s managing expectations.

Ricky’s version of The Office isn’t even the good one.

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This clip has been making the rounds all week but some of y’all desperately need to see it.

There are a ton of fantastic indie titles and older games on Game Pass. They may not have the advertising budgets of Halo 12 or the processor-melting graphics of Forza Goes Bananas, but they’re well worth your time, and most of them would cost as much or more on their own than a monthly Game Pass subscription. Seems

We found one guy in Idaho who did not like The Shawhank Redemption. Truly a divisive film.

It doesn’t matter if he hates them, actually. He is loved, adored, and promoted by the people who do hate trans people. People who hate them to the point of violence and to the point of imperiling their civil rights. So if Chapelle doesn’t hate trans people, then he’s become a useful idiot for the people who do. And