As the article helpfully mentions, the game had found a large new audience recently thanks to popping up on Xbox Game Pass.

And then Square went and ruined it by introducing pay-to-win crap.

Absolutely. If you look at the old characters’ movesets VS the newer ones, the new characters tend to have far more fun and interesting moves which refer to their games. Meanwhile, Mario just punches you.

I’d love to see a Smash where every character is rebuilt from the ground up. Make it a truly new experience. Yes,…

Hear that, Sakurai? Make another Smash or Nintendo will have you killed.

And that same paragraph mentions that bussinesspeople and students will soon be able to travel there. Nothing stopping them from dropping into the cafe during their off-time.

Also, some people, you know, actually live in Japan already.

Props to Chris Pratt’s agent, he’s really determined to make the most of this brief period between when everyone got tired of Chris, and when the box office receipts start rolling in to confirm that fact.

I am sorry that Garfield hurt you. Are you lasagna.

This is an incredibly stupid idea, but Mario Kart is an especially terrible example to use for it. There are 42 playable characters in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and the game has sold 35 million copies. So turning those characters into NFT’s that only one person can “own” would mean you’d have to lock all but 42 people out…

“Exciting news, gamers! We found a way to make Mario Kart into a job! Fun is for losers!”

“Because your Mario is an NFT, he’s impossible to duplicate.”

This is just very passionately opposed to people enjoying Garfield, I guess.

No one in Alaska needs to play survival games because they live in one.

Republicans really seem to get bent out of shape when people have fun.

The takeaway here is that those five states have really small populations. I propose that they each be eaten by whatever state borders them.

Eh, not the same thing. Pokemon is so astronomically popular that the games would sell incredibly well even if every single person who complained never bought the games again.

Yeah, yeah nice job covering your butt with a tossed-off parenthetical disclaimer in the middle of your post. The thesis was still based all around centering your personal tastes. I can’t engage “in good faith” with a point that isn’t even internally consistent.

“Netflix certainly seems to think it was them, I assume they have proof”

Siding with hate groups is wrong. It does not magically become right just because you’ve “been through” something. What Dave Chapelle has “been through” is irrelevant to this issue. Having a shitty life does not give you a license to be a bad person.

Did you know before reading this that those offices were closed? No? Then there was news. That was the news.

You realize that all that “basic stuff” is internal information that Nintendo is not obligated to share with the public, right?

Yes, that is how news reporting works.