Well, I think you enjoying Metroid Dread is a passive insult to Hollow Knight. Also, me enjoying Hollow Knight is a cruel and heartless insult toward Castlevania Circle of the Moon. Everyone is only allowed to enjoy one Metroidvania, and doing so counts as a blood libel against all others.

“I don’t play Metroidvanias for the plot or themes”

But if it does speak to them on a personal level, wouldn’t it be dishonest not to mention that in a review? A review is a personal reaction to a game, and if that’s the personal reaction they had, they shouldn’t pretend it’s something else.

Hey, did you know that people can sincerely have different opinions about video games than you? Did you know that?

The last part of the title refers only to Kyle.

That metaphor works fine in isolation. It falls apart when they try to staple it to some sort of superhero origin story for Gi-hun.

The total prize for the game is the equivalent of about $40 million. That’s really not even close to being enough to pose a threat to the billionaires who run and finance this thing. Capitalists will never give you enough rope to hang them with.

“Hey everybody and welcome to the Super Squid Game. It’s way more extreme than that normal Squid Game, which is for dumb babies. The way this one works is, we just shoot everybody. Really saves us the expense of all that prize money.”

Maybe they should start a Sponge Game, which lives next door to the Squid Game and annoys it while it’s trying to play the clarinet.

Okay, I must have missed that detail. If he’s got half of it left, that leaves him with the equivalent of about 20 million dollars, which is a nice amount to live on but probably less money than the “HAW HAW SIXTY-NINE” guy in the animal mask makes in a week.

This is perfect on multiple levels. Get to work on this, Warner Bros.

Space Jam 2 was garbage. Squid Game was good until its last episode, when it became ridiculous. Both can be true.

And now those same Republicans worship Netflix because they put a transphobic comedian on the platform.

It only counts as a South Park movie if it has a bunch of songs like the theatrical film did.

No, but seriously, Parker and Stone are amazing songwriters but they hardly ever seem to use that skill on the show, so hopefully they’ll take that opportunity with some of these specials.

Okay, buddy, you can stop simping so hard for Disney now. They own like half the popular IP’s on Earth, I promise they don’t need you wiping their butts for them.

Women make up half the job market. Statistically you have to work harder NOT to have women in your organization. If you have more than like five people in your company and it’s all dudes, then yeah, you’re probably making a concerted effort to avoid hiring women. And you should probably ask yourself why that is.

I am excited to hear about this new rule where startups are magically exempt from all criticism.

“Did you seriously feel a need to write this article? Why?”

You know what? If you have time to watch 10 whole episodes, just take a few nights and watch the entire thing in order. It’s only 26 episodes and they’re all brilliant.

TIRED: Shaggy’s moveset revolves around him having ultimate mega-power because of some ephemeral meme.

WIRED: Shaggy’s moveset is based on actual Scooby-Doo episodes and involves him donning various disguises like the ones he (reluctantly) uses to trick the monsters in each episode.

INSPIRED: Shaggy’s Final Smash has…