Man, you are not going to be a fan of the upcoming Disney Plus special, “WHAT IF...IRON MAN GOT RAPED BY A PANDA?” Not sure why it’s 98 minutes long, either.

He’s got the #1 show on TV: “All Up In It With Chubby Cox!”

The walkout is scheduled for tomorrow. Looks like Ted is nervous and is hoping this half-assed non-apology will quell employee anger and prevent the walkout from happening. Lots of luck, Ted.

Okay, but this implies that Mario is about to be executed for his many crimes.

That was really clever, but it feels more like a Tarantino tribute than Bebop. Bebop was never quite so meta. I do like the dynamic between the trio, though. It doesn’t feel like the original but it’s solid.

What’s really weird is that you were able to bleat out that whole laundry list of complaints but were somehow unable to grasp that I was talking about fan reactions from before the game’s release, when fans didn’t know about a single one of those shitty plot points.

Good. The Marvel films are coming too fast this year. I realize that they had to make up for lost time, but we’re getting three of these things in four months, and that’s ridiculous. These films work better as big events, and something can’t be a big event if it happens every few weeks.

One time in the Ghostbusters Afterlife writers’ room, one of the writers was like, “hey guys, have an idea for an actual NEW and ORIGINAL ghost.” Everyone had a good laugh about that, and then of course he was fired and banned from ever working in Hollywood again.

But I’m not talking about how fans reacted to the game after the fact when it was clear it had hurt the franchise. I’m talking about the temper tantrum they threw when one trailer came out and Samus suddenly had a personality that didn’t match their fanfics.

Hot take: Samus will forever be an emotionless robot because when they tried to make her more than that, fans reacted with so much venom that it took the franchise a decade to make another proper installment.

And I’m not saying Other M’s writing wasn’t flawed as hell. But it’s funny to me that the part of the story…

Only one of Superman’s creators was American; the other was Canadian. And the character himself was born on another fucking planet. He never belonged to America, neither in real life or within his own fiction.

“its about being better than all that came before .”

The wrap-up to the Dorothy arc was actually supposed to be the finale for season 2, but then Covid hit and production was shut down during the filming of the season 2 finale. When production resumed, season 2 was already streaming, so they simply made the intended season 2 finale into the season 3 premiere, picking up…

What if there was a third way to do a Batman movie and we did that. Imagine.

The characters in the poster are all in their 20's. Also Young Justice is pretty famous for its avoidance of traditional teen drama.

Epic Game store exists so I can open up the app once a week, see what that week’s free game is, claim it, and then never actually play it. That’s what Epic Game Store is for.

This is the best superhero show on TV and I’m really glad it’s managed to get a following. It feels like such a hard sell on paper (and spending its first season on a dying streaming service can’t have helped it either) that I was really pleasantly surprised to see it get a second season, let alone a fourth. My only…

I don’t think Dorothy’s arc was bad, but as seasonal antagonists go, she and her imaginary friends were never going to be as interesting as Mr. Nobody and his Snarky Narrator powers.

Larry is anything but straight, amirite?