*Guy who has never heard of Spider-Man* What’s the name of the character in this header image?....Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I guess I don’t need to ask what his powers are.

DC advertised the hell out of Watchmen, too. It’s almost like something can be for sale and still be a valid creative work.

I was excited until I found out that Fortnite is going to be voiced by Chris Pratt.

Basically admitting that the only reason they’re keeping it is because Chapelle makes money. A less popular comic with the same act wouldn’t have met their standards.

“Our policies say that we do not allow hate speech. But our viewer statistics say that Dave Chapelle is very popular with old white people who like having a black man tell them their prejudices are acceptable. Sorry, minorities, ratings matter more than your safety.”

Nintendo: In the tradition of the Nintendo Labo and the Wii Balance Board, we’re proud to announce our latest batshit peripheral. It turns your Switch into a helicopter.

Rockstar: THE COMPANY IS SAVED!

She should try being a Nazi sympathizer or an anti-vaxxer. Those people never seem to get deplatformed. Probably because they’re not doing anything TRULY evil, like being a woman in a hot tub.

Of course they made this list for clicks, just like every comedian you’ve ever enjoyed wrote their jokes to get paid. It doesn’t mean they don’t mean what they say. People can care about stuff AND make a living.

She...never does?

Yeah, that still happens a lot, actually. My favorite example is the time My Little Pony did a reference to the Ziegfeld Follies. What kid knows about 1920's Broadway productions?

Being parasitic is not a moral failing. A parasite cannot help being a parasite, and if sentient parasites were a thing in real life, they would not deserve to die simply because they obtain nourishment differently.

The fun thing about being lost in the Delta Quadrant is that there’s no Starfleet oversight and no one will notice if you tweak the logs a bit whenever something morally questionable happens.

Very few sequels are worth waiting 19 years for. This one was.

Marty continues his fruitless attempts at emulating someone who makes interesting posts.

Market research shows that when 97% of consumers see a game titled “Grand Theft Auto,” they instantly think “I will only buy this is it has helicopters.” Rockstar would be bankrupt if it weren’t for that chopper in the corner of the GTA boxes.

This just makes me wish Whitaker was sticking around longer. I’d have loved to see what she could do with RTD writing her. Chibnall’s run has been VERY hit or miss for me so far, but there’s still time for him to stick the landing.

Well, Eccleston and Tennant thought the Time Lords were all dead already, so I’m not sure it would have absolutely killed them to discover that the cause of death was different than advertised. Tennant had that weird affection for the Master going on but I’m not sure that would have transferred to Smith or Eccleston.…

Yeah, if there’s one thing people hate about Ghostbusters, it’s the comedy. Everytime Bill Murray said something in the original movie everyone in the theater would stand up and go, “Shut up, Murray! We demand a compelling storyline!”

There’s a difference between living in poverty and buying yourself a three million dollar mansion in Hollywood. If you can’t tell the difference then you’re probably not the ally of the working class that you fancy yourself to be.