“Benjamin Dumbledore Naruto Tyrannosaurus Solo, you were named after the bravest men I never really had any sort of connection to. And also a cool dinosaur.”

Coming soon: The first episode of the new showrunner’s tenure, after which everyone who’s been whining about Chibnall for the past few years instantly decide Chibnall was the best writer who ever lived and this new guy is the antichrist.

Said it before, but it’s still true: If Empire Strikes Back had come out after the invention of social media, it would be just as “hated” as Last Jedi. By which I mean, not hated at all, just whined about constantly by a small mob of manchildren who most media sources (including this article) insist on spotlighting at…

Richards is...a choice alright.

Understandable. It’s hard to land a job when the guy who already runs the place is dead-set on giving the position to himself.

He understands the show because he’s the executive producer. Can’t think of a faster to tarnish the show’s legacy than to have the guy in charge declare himself the best possible choice to host.

Sorry, climate change got ‘em.

Eh, some bridges are worth burning. Black Widow (the character) is already dead, and Black Widow (the movie) was clearly intended as a sendoff to her (and to setup Florence Pugh as her successor.) ScarJo was pretty clearly done with Marvel already. Now she’s sending the message to prospective future employers that she…

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This is funny because Knights of Sidonia was the very first “Netflix original anime.” The whole point of the Netflix Original label is that it’s supposed to be available on the service forever, but I guess even that isn’t true anymore. Just another example of how Netflix’s brand has decayed.

He’s gigantic, he can talk, and yet he willingly lives as a pet. Clifford, you wimp. You could overthrow mankind and run this place.

Well, next year we’ll get Captain Marvel 2, which will star a woman AND take place in the present day MCU! It only took 14 years!

This is just a really odd way to write a positive review. It gives the sense that the author doesn’t feel like they can hit their word count by just talking about how much they like the game so they feel obligated to pack the review with nitpicks, so the end product has more complaints than accolades. I get that just…

Not to mention, Fasts 1-8 did really well too and it’s not like that killed comic book movies.

I too enjoy the episode of Stranger Things where the gang dressed up like Ghostbusters. Not sure if it needed its own dedicated Clue game, though.

I remember being obsessed with He-Man (and She-Ra) as a little kid. Had the big elaborate Castle Greyskull playset, a ton of the action figures, that funky battle tank shaped like a shark.

Yeah, they burned their bridges so hard that it ended up being one of the most watched animated premieres in Netflix’s history. Oh darn, they sure are doomed now.

Eh, Black Widow’s numbers aren’t really that low at all; They’re pretty much par for the course when it comes to Marvel’s b-list heroes, especially when you add in the $60 million that Disney made from people buying the movie on Plus during its opening weekend. Films like Ant-Man and the Wasp and Captain Marvel had…

Hell, WB is putting their movies on HBO Max without any additional fees. Disney Plus makes you pay 30 bucks for them. If anything, theater owners should be more mad at WB.