Sometimes they manage to still sneak that whimsy in (this page is from Batman Universe #3.)

Sargent Rock, giving out the orders to the suicide squad: Joker, your job is to tell everyone on the enemy side your edgy and provocative opinions. Be sure to yell and wave your arms so they all have your attention.

Really, the dumbest thing about that movie was including Batman in it at all. The moment they shoehorned the Wayne family in (and had them get shot, like always) it killed disbelief because there was no way this version of the Joker would ever be a challenge for Bats.

Of course, without the Batman branding it’s just…

That’s a fair point. By contrast, Hulu has far better selection of content than Netflix, but their UI is a fucking embarrassment. Just ugly and unintuitive. And Disney Plus’ UI tries to ape Netflix’s but makes a lot of basic mistakes (why doesn’t it remember what episode of a show I’m on when I go to its page?)

He was a great Joker. But part of what made him a great Joker was that he was fucking delusional, and Batman and Gordon prove him wrong.

* A kaiju is destroying Gotham City*

Batman: Good thing I planned for this. *He pushes a button on his utility belt*

Except he’s not, because Batman rarely fights the Joker head-to-head. Joker usually employs henchmen or deathtraps or hostages or what-not to soften Bats up first. His deal is mind-games, not fistfights. The climax of most Batman/Joker showdowns is Batman getting past a series of traps and then taking Joker out with…

This is how Pixar always operates, though: they never reveal the plot in their teaser trailers. It’s always a short gag or sequence (which may or may not be a part of the actual movie) highlighting the premise. You could “yes, and?” almost any Pixar classic’s teaser.

Look, Warner Bros, you guys are the ones who decided that OG Lola’s only character traits should be “is sexy” and “is specifically bothered by the word ‘doll.’” You chose to do that, and when making this sequel you also chose to ignore the much funnier and deeper version of Lola from The Looney Tunes Show.

You made a…

It’s masturbation. They’re not related to each other, they ARE each other.

It’s amazing how much goodwill Netflix has squandered. Remember when the announcement of a new original was a big deal? Now it’s met with eyerolls and people saying “Can’t wait for this to get cancelled next week.” They seem determined to put anything that isn’t an instant, Stranger Things-level hit on the chopping…

Bugs and Daffy aren’t the problem. Shoving them into a 90 minute commercial for HBO Max is.

The Last Night did not invent retro graphics or cyberpunk.

Nah, Zim is also on Netflix but he’s confirmed to be in the game.

Wow, Kinja’s formatting completely destroyed this post. Nice one, guys.

If I didn’t know what The Outfoxies was already, you could convince me pretty easily that it’s the title of a Nickelodeon cartoon. In fact, I wonder what Alternate Universe Wikipedia has to say about it?

“The Outfoxies (also known simply as Outfoxies) is an American animated television series created by Lars…

Coming to every current console imaginable, except PC? That’s rare, even for a game aimed at kids.

Dangit, all I want is a decent Smash clone I can play on PC that isn’t riddled with microtransactions. Why must you mock me, Danny Phantom?

You wrote five angry paragraphs about this article, and unlike him you’re not getting paid to write about this stuff. I don’t think he’s the one having “emotional outburtsts,” bro.

It felt like they were shoving that in there to give the episode some semblance of a theme, but it was too all-over-the-place to really arrive at one. It just felt like a thing that kept happening because the writers decided to commit to it.

Mostly I’m just surprised that this was the first of the episodes 37,000 jizz jokes.