It’s really no surprise Brady and Trump are chummy. They both enjoy extreme privilege yet they see themselves as constant victims. Trump is being lynched dontcha know! Said so himself! 

It was about time Jared lost his shit, and by the metric ton of trauma he lets seep through the cracks every now and then (that’s why you do the oxy), you know he would at least try to kill someone.

Oh yes, he’s def one of those weirdos who doesn’t know which app does what. He may text someone accidentally while thinking he’s googling something. Must be interesting for Melania to get a text from him with the words IVANKA NUDE PIK?

It’s nice you think he 1) cares about these things enough to Google them and 2) can formulate cogent questions and sentences to type into the search engine bar.

Pssh. I’ll start being amazed whenever Atlas can be programmed to replicate these graceful and deeply human moves:

Good thing you can always just not watch anything he’s in.

I read the piece, and looking at him spread his relentless positivity and love on the show, you’d never think he’d gone through such hardship and dark times in the past. It makes the way he turned his life around all the more impressive. He says his message with the book is that no one is ever too broken to be fixed.…

One of my kids started asking those kinds of questions when she was 4. I’d answer them pointedly and honestly and move on. When she was 8 (and her sister 6) I read “Where did I come from?” to them and told them I’d answer any question. I think the book did a good enough job as there was little follow-up questioning.…

Very true. Now that you mentioned names, I wouldn’t discount Whitlock or Stephen A. Smith piping up to say Newton is washed-up and ungrateful. It’s only Wednesday.

Over under on whether this will be the haughty dipshit take of this week's Jamboroo. There's a good chance I'd say.

Right? That’s the most unsanitary thing I’ve ever heard - as in, cholera-transmitting levels of lack of basic hygiene. Sheryl Crow was roundly mocked for her "just one toilet paper square" comments a few years ago, but that idea was still better than this.

+1 mute Rob Riggle forever.

70 comments (not counting the greys) and not one extolling the virtues of the bidet? Seriously?

I have this, and it’s A-MA-ZING. I have never adapted to those standard U-shaped travel pillows, especially due to the bulge in the back of my neck. The trtl pillow is actually a brace, and the plastic support along with the wraparound design of the fabric attached to it held my neck in place. Sleeping while sitting…

I have this, and it’s A-MA-ZING. I have never adapted to those standard U-shaped travel pillows, especially due to…

I'm just wondering how Barkevious Mingo has never won the Name of the Year bracket. 

I have 3 dogs and I love dressing them up for Halloween and take them for a walk along with my daughters’ trick or treating. I found out that 1) they hate any hats or headpieces, so I try to find costumes that don’t involve those and 2) sizing is wildly inconsistent. I also try to keep them within a same theme. When I…

I have 3 dogs and I love dressing them up for Halloween and take them for a walk along with my daughters’ trick or…

The Rivers household, where every sperm is fine.

+1 good boy. Thank you for the work you do, and you’re right - this absolutely should not be happening to otherwise healthy, able men in their prime. It’s getting harder and harder to stomach and support players developing brain damage for our entertainment.

“Vomiting Hot Wheels cars" would be an interesting crossover with the "What we got stuck in our butts" list!

Megan had some controversial food takes but she was right to bar this particular blog.