I had a journey with adjustable dumbbells and a set of resistance bands when it became clear that gyms weren’t going to be available for a long time. Resistance bands are very versatile and if you think outside the box and improvise, you can get good workouts out of them. I got a set after I outgrew my dumbbells and…

I had no idea this was in the works. Execs just have to exhume every corpse out there, huh? I liked the show’s original run but the finale was just so underwhelming and disappointing - Jamie went full blown psycho while raising Mabel and it seemed like such a departure from being a likable type A woman. That was one…

When Erlich confronted those kids I laughed so hard I had to pause the episode so I could get it out of my system. Same thing happened during Jared’s scene. I’ve been waiting for him to snap, and when it happened it was all I could’ve hoped for. Zach Woods deserves an Emmy for this alone.

Had to rewind a few times to read their reference. Spot on.

Not sure. Not even sure I'll hang around long enough to find out. I'm having a hard time giving pageviews to anything these herbs can make money off of. 

Truly unreal. Also a way to show us they 1) have no idea what they bought and 2) don't care if it's hollowed out until it's completely unrecognizable.

My favorite part of the episode was the shout-out to Deadspin during the intro.

Deadspin Bear eats Corporate Clown.

That’s some solid sports content right there. Cycling counts too, no?

Done.

Dogs’n’bears only, please.

Getting hit by a bus means you won’t need Xanax.

Stick to Sprots is also on brand.

Seconding the relationship with the site and also that promise. You just know something’s gotta give, the corporate morons up top have made it clear they won’t stand for the shit the writers pulled yesterday - which by the way is absolutely, 100% in keeping with what we’ve come to expect from this team, and what we…

I keep wondering whether Twitter can be customized and tailored so as to prevent the seemingly ubiquitous barrage of shit from reaching each and every user. I’ve never really tried to find out. I use Instagram and I keep it quite centered on the things that interest me, so noise is kept at a minimum. I guess I’m about…

I’m getting a sense of impending doom here. I’m thinking of signing up for Twitter (ugh) so that I can follow my favorite writers and find out where each of them will land after the inevitable shuttering of Deadspin.

Uh-oh: https://www.thedailybeast.com/go-media-tells-deadspin-staff-in-leaked-memo-stick-to-sports?source=articles&via=rss

Hey man, don't be so harsh. Maybe he knows what covfefe means. Maybe he's even met the prince of Whales! 

My daughter has lactose intolerance and every time she tells me she wants milk, I tell her no because she'd fart (and shart) all the way to the moon. Houston can fart all the way to the Astros, it's right there in their name. So fitting.