Nah, sorry. You could become a cave troll, but if you’re a vagina-haver cave troll, you’re fair game.

Sure, Jan. Well, if the kid just wanted to see if authorities would be able to catch someone who was radicalized and about to become an attack, the answer was a resounding ”yes”. I admire his commitment to his experiment by making himself the guinea pig *eye rolls into skull*

One could say she’s actually trying too hard.

I 100% agree with you but I think that’s a bridge too far for Forbes.

I come here for the snark but sometimes it is uncalled for and over the top. Seth Meyers has consistently been one of the bright spots of late night, and he often gives space to people other than white men to shine. We could do a lot worse than him as an award show host. Amber Ruffin on “Amber Says What” is a goddamn…

Oh yeah, there’s “can’t search and post gifs” drunk and then there’s blackout drunk. I was just the former ;)

It’s quite mild but not shorts weather by any stretch of the imagination... I told my daughters they had to wear either a sweater or boots, and they took my instructions literally. One showed up in a sweater (and shorts) and the other came in a dress and boots... Go figure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I’m nowhere near where you are, but if you’re gonna be anxious and worrying about the weather, just buy the tires. The peace of mind you’ll get will be worth the expense and any eventual wear and tear ;)

Noooooooo, parents are one degree of separation too far. It’s just me, my husband and our kids. That’s the sweet spot. And s’mores are the right answer to this pumpkin pie BS ;)

My advice: write drunk, edit sober ;)

Counterpoint: you can never have too much butter.

We’re immigrants, so it’s just the 4 of us, 2 dogs, turkey breast, risotto, wine, and s’mores. I love it. If there was extended family around we’d fight, so I’m glad they’re one hemisphere away RN.

Go for it. I’d just left a string of relationships so damaging I landed in therapy to sort my shit out, and just when I wasn’t expecting anything out of life, my now husband showed up. What I’m saying is, hang in there. He’ll pop up when you least expect it.

Happy Thanksgiving, bb:

Wooooo! Go early black Friday go! Garment steamers are the bomb!

Amy’s thankful for s’mores leftovers now:

I worked this morning, and I’ll work tomorrow morning. I’ve cooked some Thanksgiving-y stuff and I’m debating making some drunk purchases now.

As posted elsewhere, Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving. I’m drunk AF and making s’mores RN:

I’m glad you’re not as drunk as I am, and you’ll post the gifs I would like to.

I like the way you think.