Awwww, long-haired St Bernards are also big, furry teddy bears and you’ll forget about all that hair when you realize they love you more than life itself. My Luna is worth all the extra hair.

As someone who has a herniated disc (L5-S1, thank you very much, got it as a push present when my daughter was 2 months old) but ran away from surgery, I feel you. And I love my cloud-like mattress, on which I am lying every Sunday to watch my (very shitty) NFL games. My kids know to not mess with me when it’s Sunday…

Oooh, that’s a good tip. I’m always angry at how much hair this damn attachment gets on it, that might help!

Aw man, I’m living for this Coming to America reference, I love that movie. Happy Immigrant, Latina, US-is-my-adoptive-country Thanksgiving to y’all. I love The Root and come here to educate myself. I love it so much. Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving too.

Dude. Really, this campaign sounds like all the prison wives who say “but he’s misunderstood!!1!”. No. He was trash. He was a heinous killer. Let his corpse take the same road so many other unclaimed corpses took before him.

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Aw man, she can hold hands with Amy and ride into the sunset. Amy loves most people and all kids, but if you’re a dog other than Willow, she’ll fuck you up. I love her.

That’s some Komondor-like goodness going on there. 13/10 would pet.

I’m familiar with dogs who eat a lot - my St Bernard eats 2 pounds of food a day, without fail. She doesn’t need a lot of exercise either (20 minutes tops), and she’s just a huge, slobbering teddy bear. She’s 10 years old and is still going strong, though I’ve lost a German Shepherd (my best dog ever) to bone cancer…

Aw man, they’re gorgeous! I’d love to get one of these but all the research I did told me they don’t get to live very long. I couldn’t stand losing such a great (no pun intended) animal soon, so I stick to my mutts and my insanely long lasting St Bernard. One day, man. One day.

They’re hell bent on catching some kind of animal that made a tunnel system under the backyard, so all I had to do to get them to stand at attention like that was open the curtains and have them look at the backyard. That gave me that near-perfect shot.

Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

I have the blue curved penis-like attachment, and while it’s great when I do use it, the type of silicone it is made of attracts hair and dust like crazy. So you gotta plan ahead, wash it, and then use it. Any spontaneity goes out the window :/

Fuck, even Pixar movies are tainted now.

Yup, no need for fancy crap. Target and Old Navy do just fine - and some stuff that’s specific to the activity or weather. I got a fleece tube thingy that’s a face mask/neck warmer and even though I look like a crazy person while biking, I’m a warm crazy person.

I get the (hyperbolic) feeling that soon there’ll be no men left without these allegations looming over them.

I’m roasting a turkey breast with thyme, rosemary, sage, and a whole lot of butter (it’s just the 4 of us). I’m also making roasted vegetables and a bacon and mushroom risotto. For dessert, we’ll make some s’mores in the fire pit. It’ll be simple.

Oh my God. I’m so so so sorry you’re going through this. This right here should only happen when we’re old and have lived long, full lives. My heart is breaking for you.

Aw, even though they were sometimes too harsh on the women on the show, and wanted to box everyone into the tailored blazer-dress pants formula, I liked What Not To Wear and watched it a bunch. I assumed they’d had a falling out when the show ended, and now I know for sure.

Let me just leave my contribution here: