Apparently I’ve been Kinja’d. Here it is:

KINJA’D! Here they are:

Ideally we should just hibernate throughout pregnancy. Sleep it off, you know. I’d probably have more kids if I could just wake up with a brand new baby next to me!

Yup! In the wise words of Mr. Haverford,

I got an amazing price on Amazon, I’d never thought I’d have fancy pots and pans. I’m like Gollum with the ring now.

There’s a different happy ending, I promise! There’s some white stuff that squirts out but it’s not what you’re thinking! :-P

Here are Willow and Amy for ya:

Oh god, what a mess! At least you can laugh at it now ;-) And I was all over the brown lipstick trend of the 90's. As I didn’t have many resources, or a mother with a nice stash of makeup to steal from, I used brown eye pencil and coral lipstick and I would line my lips and carefully blend the two together until my…

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Glad to know you and yours are safe. Take some time to just get over all the stress you must’ve been through.

Grilled cheeeeeese!

Awwww what a cutie! I thought bout you guys today, and I always love to see your updates. I’m glad to know she’s doing so well. She’ll be running circles around you in no time ;-)

The first trimester exhaustion is real. I just wanted to lean against whatever surface was available near me and zzzzzzzzzz forever. That was the worst, I couldn’t shake it. I hope your second trimester starts soon!

Fuck social media and the pressure it brings. The ones closest to you know what’s happening in your life and that’s all that matters.

YEEEEEEAH, CONGRATS!!! I got my green card this summer and there’s a long time to get there but I’m already dreaming of citizenship (I wanna VOTE, man!). Go forth and celebrate that shit!

Today we had tilapia tacos, I’m roasting a big-ass salmon fillet tomorrow. Fish 4 lyfe!

Hmmmm, has she ever had her thyroid hormones checked? You guys should consider that. I’m glad she’s okay now though. I sprained my ankle about 10 days ago and the week was spent in a cast, resting and wanting to do stuff but not being able to. So, a different kind of stress :/

I bought a set of stainless steel pots and pans and if it’s possible to be in love with an inanimate object, I am. These will last a lifetime, and I can’t wait to throw my ratty, stained and peeling set of nonstick pans away.

I remember the good old days (who was it? I can’t remember. Callie? Maybe) when you could set your clock to SNS, which would be posted promptly at 7 PM EST. *sigh*

I had trouble believing she was gone. I still do. And watching the documentary made me angry because okay, she had several substance abuse issues, but it’s clear very few people cared about her well-being. Most just saw dollar signs, and worked her to the point she broke.