That Would Be Enough is zzzzzzzzzzz.

Pro tip: never listen to Kelly Clarkson’s version on the Hamilton Mixtape. It’s also a tearjerker.

It’s weird, I don’t feel anything there until I *have* to go. I don’t feel it build up at all. It’s an all-or-nothing scenario. I guess I’m not particularly in touch with my colon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phillipa Soo has just the right amount of strain, anger, sadness and disdain in her voice. It’s such a magnificent recording.

- Get better, Gaga!

Same. I take longer peeing than pooping - but GTFO of my way when it’s coming. I never got 1) people who just sit there and wait for the poop to come and 2) people who take reading material. I don’t even get to crack the book open.

Yup, all I need to do is call my mom.

Exactly. I’m not watching TV to be manipulated so shamelessly, tyvm.

It makes me feel less alone in my disdain for it. It gives me a sense of community.

God, you’re right. Both have the same distracting puckering of the lips.

Kushner looks like the human version of “...”. Like, you know the engine is running, but there’s no one behind the wheel. He has this permanent vacant stare.

I just saw the kidney transplant story on BuzzFeed and my jaw dropped. Good on Selena for getting the care she needs - I didn’t even know lupus could get this bad - and that is a FRIEND, what an amazing gesture. Between her sharing her story and Lady Gaga coming out saying she has fibromyalgia it’s refreshing to see…

Don’t forget gnawing at the umbilical cord with your teeth! ;) But yeah, your doctor had a good point.

Ollie, Lynn, Grand Slam... So many options!

Maybe it was for medical reasons, maybe it was elective, but regardless of the context she may have been shamed by the vaginal-birth-with-no-pain-meds-is-the-only-way-to-go portion of women who become mothers. So that was probably her response to that.

Ask and you shall receive:

RIGHT? Can’t think of a more fitting name.

The promos are painful. I feel my brain cells dying just from watching them, as it seems it’s bro ostentation porn from start to finish.

Off-topic: OMG Serena has just revealed her daughter’s pics and her name: Alexis Olympia, and they’re calling her Olympia! *Dies*

I was one of the people with pitchforks last night, but I can see she was just trying to make an off-color joke about her experience, which was probably a choice to have an elective C-section. It didn’t come with a 3-paragraph footnote about how different women have different experiences, so I told her to fuck off. In…