Shhhh, don’t let the bonobos hear that, it’ll break their primate hearts! ;)

That’s what it’s all about. Mayweather needs some cash flow!

Kids are the best.

Well, barring the doozies, like cheating, abuse, drug/alcohol problems, I’d say most relationships just kind of crumble over a period of time under the pressure of several little things that don’t get discussed and just add to the pile of resentment. Not talking explicitly about what you expect from each other in all…

Aw man, I thought that was cake, the prettiest cake I’d ever seen. I’d totally eat that soap btw.

She looks gorgeous! Those eyebrows! <3

I feel ya. When I used to get periods (no more, praise Mirena) I had one day, one whole day every month when I just wanted to kill everyone around me. I could practically feel the dark cloud over my head and I knew I had a perma-scowl. I would limit contact with people as much as possible, talk as little as I could…

Don’t worry about TMI, that’s what we’re here for! I hope Catalina gets better soon and is able to come home. She’s come a long way already.

Yup, it’s hard to be turned on by something when you’re unsure of how much agency the woman/women taking part in it really have. The debate on whether porn is empowering or demeaning is a never-ending one, but the recent revelations surrounding rapes in the industry certainly put women off porn even further.

PSA: according to some studies, women are more responsive to visual sexual imagery than men. From an answer Dr. Nerdlove gave to a letter writer who was a straight woman questioning her preference for lesbian porn:

The quality has certainly dropped but then again Jez has changed a lot since its beginnings. Nowadays it tilts toward silly/pop culture content way more than it used to. The quality of the commenters oscillates and there was a rough period a few years ago, but it’s the main reason I keep coming back.

People can be assholes. You can be inspired by what a high school kid had made not too long ago, and hand some of these out:

I’d kill to be, like, 5'5". Grass is always greener etc.

I think this is fitting:

Mandatory gif:

Surely this story must be fake news then:

Yup, agree on all counts. The more you blabber on about alllll the ways your life is perfect, you’re probably self-involved AF. And I’m not saying interesting, successful, well-adjusted people are all selfish, it’s just the way these guys write screams I’M NOT THE PROBLEM!!1!, and they lack humility to try and find…

Same. I can’t live my life carrying a step stool everywhere I go.

How about not making fun of anyone’s height, celebrity or not?