The scale at the vet is legit one of the most feared surfaces for my dogs. Cold metal surface + disinfectant smell + having to stand still = FUCK NO.

You know that gorilla is bitter AF, thinking “what an invasion of privacy. My weight is none of your goddamn business, you don’t know my life!”

I usually like to read old columns and devour each that comes out, and the sheer volume of letters that start with “I’M SUCH A CATCH but I’m having trouble dating” is staggering. Pipe down, if you’re having trouble then things aren’t going so hot.

Yeah, I’m highly suspicious of these men who write asking for advice but their descriptions of themselves are biased AF and clearly trying to steer whatever advice they get in a certain direction. Ask for advice, dude, no need to state how magnanimous you and your life are. Maybe by adding all that shit to your letter…

Shhhh...

Bad Blood without Lamar’s verses is absolutely unlistenable.

Many people don’t even know the term “placebo effect” but it’s really powerful. All I wanna know is:

Duuuuude, a box from Sephora came today and while I was ecstatic, I sure as hell can’t afford it. It’s all skincare, so I justify it to myself by saying “at least I didn’t buy any makeup”. But it’s bullshit anyway.

I’ve never seen her in other things, but her acting this last episode was utterly abysmal, even for her standards. Your kid dies and all you can do is look slightly befuddled? GTFO.

Have you seen this one? AMAZING.

Running out of books was the show’s downfall. The showrunners and writers aren’t particularly creative or even artistic, so we’re getting this expensive, well-produced dreck. When the spoilers for the season came out I read them all and went “eh, okay, better to know it now than find out as the show airs and get angry…

Oh, this sketch is killer. My point is, he’s not bad but he’s light-years away from the strongest actors in the show (Rose Leslie for instance could act circles around him). Pairing him with the weakest of them makes for cringe worthy material.

I for one am not. I cringe whenever these two are onscreen together.

Hottie brother went on to play Prince Charming, so he didn’t do too bad.

They’re just not the best actors. Emilia Clarke is a delight but can’t act her way out of a paper bag. Harington is marginally better.

Especially if the material sucks.

TBH if you consider that 53% of white women voted for the sack of expired cheeto dust, chances are even some of the women who said they voted for Clinton didn’t really, but won’t admit it.

Lw1: That’s a lot to deal with, especially if you’re otherwise happy and want to make a long-term commitment. Pathological liars can be innocuous but lying is something they can’t help, and that tendency may affect you/your relationship one of these days. I’d put an end to this and go find myself some other, more…

Yup, her eyebrows are the result of a solid decade of abuse. That shit’s not growing anymore. But if we’re gonna pity her for any reason other than being a Scientologist I’d go for her voice. She has this perpetual monotone and seems to have a sock stuck in her mouth at all times. I can’t take her seriously as an…