Oof, I feel your pain. My oldest understood how to pee in the potty quite quickly but spent 4 months shitting her pants daily. The youngest just turned 6 and still has pee accidents on account of being distracted by something. Makes me wanna kill myself.

I had ended a 6-year relationship, then gotten into a very passionate fling with a guy who left me abruptly, and that damaged me so much I landed in therapy. A friend of mine, sensing I was totally adrift, started taking me to hang out with her boyfriend’s roommates and their group of friends and acquaintances. There…

Engagements/bachelor and bachelorette parties/weddings are extremely performative events, and we live in an exceedingly performative age. It’s not enough to say you promise to love and be there for someone in front of 200 people, you need to ram that home for everyone you’ve ever met. And hey, everything! is! always!…

I’m sorry. Hydrocodone gives me no buzz either, I took a bunch after some very painful attempts to get a dental implant done and I had no fun at all.

Good for you for wanting to help. Maybe a Chromebook? It’s art school but she’ll have theoretical courses, right? And she’ll need to write essays, papers etc... If she doesn’t have a laptop, it’d be essential.

Aw man, that sucks. You’ll get a new, shiny, better job soon, you’ll see. <3

Today IS weird. I felt like shit all day, with constant cramps, sore boobs, nausea, dizziness... Even took a pregnancy test to make sure my mirena’s not fucking with me.

The rain is coming my way. But I feel you, my kids are engaged in the activities they did the most while on vacation (to wit, watching fucking Minecraft videos on YouTube) and the sound alone is making me crazy. So my advice to you is to do what I do: put on headphones and turn on a sound you like and can ignore. Good…

They’re really at a loss in terms of what the fuck to do, huh? They really can’t find their asses,not even with help of a flashlight. It’s incredibly disheartening.

I’m sorry for your loss. Sometimes the fact that life is an uncertain mess hits us right in the face.

I’m becoming more of a sneaker gal than I have closet space (and money) for. Here’s my latest acquisition, a result of an unhealthy obsession with all things yellow:

I don’t know about that... If I keep posting pics of her it may feel like “ZOMG LOOK AT MY CUTE DOG! LOOKATHERRRR!!1!” and it might get tiresome. That’s why I don’t post so much any more, and leave the bulk of the pics to her and Willow’s Instagram, creatively titled amy_and_willow.

Hahahahaha, yes, it’s the same person! Here’s some more Amy, I gave her a bath last week:

Trust Hannibal Buress to tell the truth about Friends. It did suck.

I stand corrected.

I didn’t expect anything less from Caitlyn Jenner. She’s a disgrace to trans people everywhere, just like any other minority who engages in the mental gymnastics required to identify as a Republican.

I said in a reply to someone else, nothing excuses or diminishes her actions. It’s definitely a case of co-morbidities here because depression’s not her only problem. She encouraged him and then profitted off his death by posing as the grieving girlfriend. As House so succinctly put it,

Yeah, any mention of mental illness doesn’t excuse what she did. She used his mental illness and death for her benefit, almost in a Munchausen by proxy scenario.

She does. At the time the news of his death came out it was said she suffers from depression and has been suicidal. It’s been suggested that suicidal ideation was something the couple bonded over.

That’s why it’s important to read the reviews first!