Awwww, here I was, hoping to see a review of John Oliver’s taint wipes. Bummer.

How is babby formed?

I don’t know, man. My sister’s a lawyer and reading’s not a hobby for her anymore. She jokes with me she doesn’t even have the energy to read restaurant menus, because she has to read and parse so much information when she’s working. It comes to thousands of pages every month.

Sock puppets - you know, to keep costs down.

Yeah, that stood out for me too. it wasn’t a case of “oh, we just wants our photos and our album, what’s fair is fair”. No, it was “Imma flex my social media muscles and prove how powerful I am, driving this woman out of business”. They deserved the outcome.

In the original story she says the fee that they refused to pay was well-explained and that the passage was in bold. Then the couple freaked out and her people had a back-and-forth of many emails explaining what was in the contract (again). All that was left to do was, I don’t know, draw a picture for these two…

Yeah, I read the Washington Post story, and it could be a lot shorter if it just said “a lot of people didn’t read the original contractand decided to go to war over $125, but upon reading everyone went ‘uh-oh, our bad, nvm’”.

Right on the money re: nothing.

Yeah, I remember that phase of hers. Blonde bob, skinny leather chokers, flannel shirts, daisies everywhere... And sperm-shaped eyebrows. The 90's were a difficult time.

Jack McBrayer was the perfect stand-in for the quack doctor. He just seems so earnest.

I don’t know but with Varys getting so much screen time last episode and having his past disloyalty detailed like that, it might be a clue he’s still very much playing the game.

Yeah, if there’s any redemption arc in store for him it’ll be rushed and feel tacked on to the story. I do think he’ll be the one to kill her in the end but there won’t be time for him to truly step out of the dark side.

I kept thinking that in a fair world Diana Rigg would’ve been cast as Daenerys, and they’d work some CGI magic to make her younger. She’s just the greatest.

Is anyone else pissed off that Cersei in the books is basically a myopic schemer who’s consistently out of her depth, doesn’t foresee the consequences of her actions and believes to be way smarter than she really is, and yet in the show she has become this military mastermind who can outsmart Tyrion (arguably the…

As a pale AF person the idea of falling asleep in the sun is one that fills me with dread. A nap in that spot would send me to the hospital for sure. I know she’s not really napping so much as posing, but don’t play with that shit, Kris.

It’s like she’s drawing inspiration from Bieber and Cyrus *shudder*

You’re more generous than I am. Seven seasons in, I’m still baffled by her casting.

This season? Emilia Clarke IS terrible. She might as well be the voice of ATM machines everywhere. Totally emotionless.

For some reason I was remembering that yesterday. I truly yearn for a fictional WH staff and POTUS. So classy.

Toby would say this: