1) I’m from Brazil and a native Portuguese speaker.
I know, right? He’d be demolishing Trump in the funniest way possible. Whenever I need a laugh I go on YouTube and rewatch one of his interviews with Craig Ferguson, they’re epic.
Robin Williams (RIP) had an interesting theory:
You furgot, he hass al the wods! The bset worrds!
Wow, I assume you hated everyone in that group! Sepultura is a hard listen - I had no idea what Max was saying in any of the songs.
THANK YOU, that means I’m not alone in liking Simply Red (still do!).
OMG, this is me looking back at my teen years. Random stuff comes to my mind and I’m like “how could I have been so callous/oblivious/bitchy?” Good to know I’m not alone (and have made improvements on how to be a person).
Leaving this here again. The memes timed to the song intro are high art:
There you go, this will at least make you laugh through the pain of having this piece of shit song stuck in your head:
Do whatever you want! Last year I (mom to two kids) decided to get a side undercut and while I was researching it I read a comment that went like “oh, this is SO 2011, now even moms are doing it, it’s so overused”, like we’re trash for wanting to try something. Fuck these people. These hair trends are out there and…
Awwww that takes me back. When I was 13 I had this daily planner that was famous at school. I’d clip on its pages stuff from places I’d been, things I’d done (garbage, really), fill it with stickers, friends would write to me on their birthday page, I’d write lyrics to songs I liked... And when I really wanted to…
Don’t be sorry for me, that has happened to me quite a few times. You can keep your condescension to yourself. But I’ve never gotten complaints and promptly ignored them. This woman is a gross show-off, not a regular person enjoying sex and being occasionally too loud.
I read somewhere that she said she “can’t” moan any lower. Sorry lady, you absolutely can. Anyone can. The thirst is strong with this one.
Now that you mention it I may be wrong, it must’ve been college graduation caps I saw :( still worth checking them out though (and technically they’re still teens I guess):
Oh yes, so much. Now my husband and I look at each other in bed and go “hm, do you remember last time we had sex? No? Me neither. Welp, some other time, I’m too tired/gross/worried/lazy to do it now”.
Hahahahahaha, I’d never thought about but now that you mention it, it makes complete sense now! Wow, my ex-bf must’ve been really stressed out then...
Ooooh, and do one on graduation cap decoration! Those are SO creative, it’d be a good laugh.
Hahahahaha, jobs? No no, the real boner and intimacy killers are those gross little things that come out of your GF’s vagina (or through adoption if you’re a gay male couple) and suck all of your time, money and energy. They’re lovely, don’t get me wrong, but sex becomes an afterthought for a while when you have one…