Yeah, I watched Mean Girls when I was 24/25. Not my teen nostalgia movie at alllll.

When I was 14 just kissing and dry-humping my boyfriend with my t-shirt off in his bed caused him to cream his sweatpants. Imagine: a girl! in your bed! with her bra showing! kissing and dry-humping you! It was too much for him.

The second pic screams “YES HELLO HI I’M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH YOU, STRANGE DOG! LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!” What a cutie!

Did anyone say pet thread? I’ll introduce my girls Amy and Willow into the mix:

Just popping in to cheer you on and thank you for this takedown of Ryan Lochte. He wasn’t dragged enough for his criminal behavior and I assume part of the reason he thought he’d get away with his lies has to do with how little he thinks of Brazil and the Brazilian justice system. That enraged me to no end. We’re not…

These brought a smile to my face :) thank you! And my grandma used to tell stories of hanging her laundry out to dry on her farm fence and goats eating her clothes. I thought she was making it up, but your goat’s behavior makes me think he story might not have been too far off ;)

The highest point to nap on - another thing that my dog used to do. He used to sleep perched up on top of the couch back cushions (instead of on the seat cushion like a normal dog).

Awwww goats! So cute!

I have whiteheads, blackheads, pimples, you name it, and I was losing my shit over it. But I’ve been giving PanOxyl a serious try and it’s been keeping my skin in check (wheeee!). My trick is, I wet my face, put it on, lather and leave it on for a few minutes. Then I rinse my face and put on a moisturizer with…

Awwww, such dreamy eyes! <3

Mine had hair going in every possible direction, and the craziest eyebrows. But he was very cat-like, you couldn’t hear his footsteps and he would suddenly jump on people’s laps if he thought he was being ignored. If he was on someone’s lap and wasn’t getting the attention he considered appropriate he would “dig” into…

Seconding the High Line. For some reason every time I go to NYC I have to take a walk there, it’s become one of my travel traditions. So modern, peaceful and clean.

OW indeed. I’ve never had that but it sounds nightmarish and painful. I hope the pain goes away soon!

Where is it? I very much wanted to see your mare making a silly face!

Oooooh, close-up. It’s like it’s saying “I’m watching you, human, you better practice more for your interview”.

Is he... dressed... for winter? Are parakeet outfits a thing? Because if they’re not someone should get this going!

It’s because your bikini top’s already chilling by the ocean or pool! ;)

It’s an interview with a Chinese company. And your pupper’s giving me serious wolf vibes. So classy.

Succeed well pupper! And he reminds me of my late wiry-haired rescue mutt, who was just the best (and the weirdest). They must be related, they’re SO MUCH alike!

Oh God, twice the cuteness!