So... I did something today.

My feelings exactly.

I could talk about dogs all day. And about the superiority of mutts for days on end.

Oh no! That band I kind of hate but also can’t get their songs out of my head!

You’re not wrong.

1) Trio of dudes tries to break into the pop music landscape unsuccessfully.

It feels like a fever dream at this point.

Maybe the tail of the elephant his sons cowardly hunted and killed is the trophy?

A straight-up read, and a good one, that’s what this is.

Yes, that’s where I’m from. It’s different from here in the sense I don’t even know whether there’s any legislation to regulate statutory rape, for instance, and authorities in general don’t give two shits about rape (even less so than here). If a girl wants to be in a relationship with an older guy the family won’t…

Hey, you know the solution: get yourself a motorcycle! :P

I come from a culture in which these concerns regarding age differences are a huge grey area, and I’ve been in relationships (not with teachers!) as a teenager that if my daughters engaged in something similar it would cause me to go apeshit. In addition to thinking high school is absolutely not the time or place for…

Oh god.

Does Lionel use the Find My iPhone app? I suppose it’d be easier to call or text his daughter and just ask her where she is, but then it occurred to me that if he prefers to use the app that probably means he wouldn’t necessarily trust her answer if he called her... Eek.

Aw that’s SO cute! C’mon, it’s umbrellas! How cute will you be wearing a swimsuits with umbrellas on it? I 100% approve this purchase.

Do you guys have something you can’t stop buying or buy every year when it’s season-appropriate? I have a drawer overflowing with swimsuits and yet every year I buy something new. I can’t help myself. Currently waiting for two swimsuits I bought at Target online and hoping I won’t look like a blob:

I hope they take a moment to finally correct the use of irony. Maybe that will start undoing the damage done by that damn song.

I hope we get to that point as marriage slowly moves from the utopical “till death do us part” paradigm toward a “eh, let’s do this while it makes sense for both”.

I’d sit on the beach and watch.

Please, of course not!