And popsicle sticks made from endangered Giant Sequoias or something.

I know, right? When it started dancing I lost it. So good.

Shit, I didn’t know this one. This compilation brought me up to speed:

It really embodies everything Trump is not, doesn’t it? It’s funny, self-deprecating, self-aware... I’m glad to have seen him be president.

For fuck’s sake, Gwyneth Paltrow would have more class and self-awareness in the White House.

I fell down a rabbit hole (Shiba hole?) of Doge. It did not disappoint.

Even though it’s kind of a lazy (and flippant) way to answer an essay question this meme requires some command of the English language to be funny, so that’s something (much future lawyer is a bit clunky though IMO). Be glad she didn’t answer with a string of emoji.

A cursory search tells me it’s from 2013, which is reinforced by this cover I found:

I miss Doge and wish Internet meme fads lasted longer.

Awwww it must be been the cutest thing. While I was searching for this picture I learned it was voted the worst song of the 90's though. Not a fair result.

But it’s fantastic, haven’t you heard?

I hope Mary Lee trolls the coast of NC looking to snack on Confederate sympathizers.

Releasing all of these in that apartment might cleanse it from the evils of Weiner:

Last week I was walking around Union Square to get to Whole Foods and was treated to the following view: a young woman wearing what seemed to be a white bathing suit or leotard and a sweatshirt on top of a guy laying on the grass. As she straddled him and lay on top of him her crotch was in full display of passersby.…

Same. What I liked best about this is that some of them went against their parents, which gives me hope because 1) it shows teenagers seek out news outside of what their parents read/watch/parrot at home, 2) they’re forming their own opinions on what they want for their country and 3) they feel like taking a stand for…

Those are some good eggs.

You can choose how long the “sunrise” will take (up to 20 minutes) and it’s really quite gradual, so yeah, the beginning is very dim and more night-light-like than anything else. I chose the newer Phillips model and I really like it.

You can choose how long the “sunrise” will take (up to 20 minutes) and it’s really quite gradual, so yeah, the…

At its dimmest setting the Phillips wake up light is a weak reddish orange. I think they really tried to simulate a sunrise, so the light turns bright in small, gradual increments. At its dimmest setting the light isn’t uncomfortable at all.

At its dimmest setting the Phillips wake up light is a weak reddish orange. I think they really tried to simulate a…

I think the media revolution has changed so many things. How fast news travel, who can produce breaking news, how me mobilize, how we protest, how we “band together”. I liked to think democracy was stronger for it but after November I’m not so sure.