C’mon, did you expect anything other than that kind of nonsense coming from her? Of course it wouldn’t be a whole word!

When I was getting ready for my sister’s wedding I got a manicure with a lady that was easily 80 years old (or more) and had only done that her entire life. My dress was gunmetal grey and I thought “I’ll go for a dark nail polish to keep everything matching”. When I sat down she asked me the color of my dress, I told…

Att this point, Ben’s descriptor also applies to R. Kelly. Dude can’t help himself.

Well done, we gotta stop Skynet from ever being a thing.

Trump couldn’t have set the bar lower. He started giving errrryone ideas.

They don’t even have to be colicky. Babies wreak havoc on marriages, full stop.

Whoa, impressive! Congrats (and I hope your son is alright)!

And I’d let him.

Marvel or DC have to get on this, STAT.

And if he implies I’m a stalker, I just say I’m stalking his dog. FOOLPROOF! ;)

I’m dying laughing here. Thanks for the early morning giggles :)

Yeah, you do have a point, mainly because at that time the general consensus was that racism was in fact a-ok, and especially in the South there was no self-reflection I guess. The reaction of the rest of the world toward the Holocaust might’ve been an important factor in the success of the German mean culpa.

Isn’t the existence of the Kardashian-Jenners a sign of the end of days?

Seriously. I’d steal one of his dogs just to get a reaction.

I’ve thought a lot about this. The Holocaust and the USA’s Southern motivation for secession obviously aren’t the same thing, but I’m pretty sure the accommodations made to the South in preserving Confederate flags and being generally conciliatory after the Civil War is one of the reasons were still in this racial…

Hey there boo!

Nowadays getting followed by them is pretty random. I commented for years in the greys and got followed out of the blue. Then, when Gawker was shuttered and the other sites were sold people were followed in bulk. Just keep at it, it’ll happen soon enough. And we usually read comments in the greys to pull them out of…

Kinja... Is Kinja. I don’t know if you were around for the rape and torture gifs extravaganza that brought back the greys, but since then any commenter who’s not followed by Jezebel will be in the greys (pending approval and not immediately visible) and Jezebel writers or other commenters in the black can star the…

Oh my God, I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Hang in there, I’m sure she will too. Sending you guys all the good vibes and positive thinking. <3

Oooh, I have wide feet too and Nordstrom has some good options. Check it out!