You bet it would.

Marriage: getting to be an asshole to your spouse who just got a camera shoved up their own asshole! That’s romance for ya.

Dude is OVER IT.

Selina summarized it so well.

Nah, it’s the extended version of the sequel to Idiocracy. Something like Idiocracy 2: Idiot President.

I foresee a colonoscopy in his future. If it were me I’d be running from the doctor (while sharting, of course).

Ouch.

What a contrast. If a male movie star ever recounts a meeting with Hair Drumpf I expect tales of being asked about whose boobs the actor has seen and whether the woman was a 10. *Sigh*

Even easier to land a job in a top cabinet position than Kim’s entourage.

Love your typo.

I don’t think it’ll return. IT SHOULD though :(

I feel ya, diapers used to scare me too. I even thought about buying a book that you could kind of mount on a surface with pictures to help clueless parents like me. Then I thought “fuck, I’ll probably know how to do this after, like, the third diaper, this is a waste of money”.

I see a lot of people don’t have kids. Those of us who do and have been through alllll the possibilities of diapers (and lived to tell the tale) end up voting for diapers because “eh, been there, changed that”.

Yeah, this double threat of gorgeous + excellent person won’t help you get over your obsession (if you were thinking of getting over it).

Noooooo

Hey there Nibz! Nice to see you again, almost didn’t recognize you without a cat attached.

Oh crap, Slate and Evans are not together anymore? I was rooting for them, dammit. Such a cute couple.

You ARE a masochist for fighting the good fight with morons on the other side. Keep Joe’s gif and lose the airhead friends, for your sanity’s sake.

Rhetorical question, but: why are businesspeoplewho market themselves as edgy, hip people (and among those are women who brand themselves as feminists and use that as a marketing ploy) also fucking crazy? Grabbing your subordinate’s breast? The fuck is this shit?

“While fun in spirit, the Lowes are able to conduct deliberate and scientific investigations on a highly sophisticated level by meeting with top experts, using high-tech monitoring equipment and taking in-depth training courses.”