Sisterhood of the traveling pants? Idina has just started, produced and directed Traveling Panties, and I bet it took a lot less time and money to release it. Cast was substantially smaller too.

Most likely scenario:

For a country with a large Black population, their representation on TV is a fucking joke. A (long) time ago,a soap opera (A Próxima Vítima if I recall correctly) featured the first middle class Black family... And it was a scaaaaaandal.

That’s a genius idea!

After Russell Brand and John Mayer Katy should be focusing on praying her awful taste in men away.

I *was* going to say he’s practically a muppet already and then I thought it would be insulting to the poor things... But yeah.

They should make a muppet out of Alex Jones. He could have a radio show and everything, it’d be cute. Trump might even take to watching and not canceling it.

Pet photos make everything better, and there should be academic research on the their healing power! ;-) thank you so much for the pet pics and the well wishes. <3

“So hot. So loud. So scary. Why, mom, why? Haven’t I been through enough?”

She did get them. Also some extra-special food. Also some bits of salmon I was eating. And some chicharrones.

Such good advice. Even though we know each of us has obligations we always make sure to congratulate each other on hard stuff (“congrats you made the kids tidy up the playroom, that’s amazing”) and thank each other for putting in work (“thank you for ironing so many shirts”). We’re not doing favors or expecting medals…

She’s a Chihuahua mix (a big one though, she’s 15 lb). She absolutely abhors the whole process: brushing and detangling, bathing, and blow-drying. She looks like she’s either planning her escape or my murder. The rest of the time she’s pretty chill:

Yup, I have some mandatory boob squishing (ow) to look forward to every six months. Happy to be taking care of my ol’ carcass ;-) Thank you so much for your thoughts! <3

Hang in there. As many many people pointed out to me last Saturday, a huge majority of findings on mammograms are really nothing to worry about, as are lots of lumps we find out during self-exams. As someone told me, don’t panic until a doctor tells you you need to panic (easier said than done, but it IS good advice).…

There was. I didn’t get and Living Proof stuff, but got a hair oil by some other brand I can’t recall. I also got Urban Deacy’s eyeshadow primer. And my perfume sample was also different.

If you like the brands Sephora carries and you’re interested in trying out new products or having samples of tried and tested ones, it’s nice. Sometimes it goes a bit OTT with the theme (the theme this month was highlighters and OH HOLY FUCK why) but overall I’d say it’s worth it. I used to get Ipsy but found it…

Yeah, Refinery29 had a rundown of everything that will be on sale at Ulta. You can find it here: http://www.refinery29.com/2017/03/145735/ulta-beauty-21-days-of-beauty-2017-sale

I think once sadness and jealousy give way to relief you’ll feel better. Just repeat to yourself “I’M FREEEEE” as much as you can. Because really, marriage is serious shit and a lot of work, and it’s hard enough when the two people are sane and committed. Marriage with a POS is just hell, I imagine. You won’t have to…

This is a good waffle. This waffle guarantees next week will be better. Best of luck to you and yours. <3

If you’re lifting weights a temporary weight gain is expected, and it will blow over once you start losing fat while gaining muscle. Hang in there!