Nah, they’re faking it till they make it, which is exhaustive in and of itself. I feel the same regarding mothers who are running the PTA, doing crafts with their kids every day and hauling Timmy and Hayley to 35 different activities every week. They must be on meth or something.

I’m so sorry this happened. Allow yourself to feel whatever and behave in whatever way you need to. This sucks. We’re here for you. <3

That looks professional. And delicious. I’m in awe of your skillz!

Oh girl. That sucks. Just think: you dodged a bullet, because a gaslighting asshole is most definitely NOT marriage material. Some other chick took on the challenge and it will probably bite her in the ass in the long run (or not so long run. Ahem).

Amy hates me today, it was bath day:

I was digging the murderous look on her face, it was the best.

Give each other space - you’re getting married, not becoming joined at the hip - and lay out your expectations about housework, chores, pet peeves etc completely transparent from the get-go. You’d be amazed at how much the little things add up and erode empathy and patience in the long run.

Awww what a cutie! The great thing is they don’t give two shits when they’re performing, which makes it all the more endearing.

I wasn’t all that smart and told my immediate family and friends at 7 weeks along (I found out both pregnancies at 6 weeks). I just made sure I was telling people I could comfortably share news of a miscarriage in case it happened.

Hey girl! Thanks for remembering me. I gave Amy a bath and took some nice pics for yoooou:

Hello lovely people of Jez. In the spirit of keeping you guys posted, I underwent a breast tomosynthesis and ultrasound this week and the doctor said “I don’t see anything I worry about here”. One of the areas of interest is a cyst and the other is a clump of breast tissue. I was advised to schedule a genetic risk…

À la Mariah, I don’t know her X the number of people on this Dirt Bag.

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Oh I’m sorry, it must’ve been my mistake. Amy is pretty soft, especially after a bath. There’s a lot of floof to go around.

Good thing your most valuable possession is packed already!

This is a Shiba Inu, and this meme is courtesy of Google. I’ve never had one (wouldn’t be opposed though, it looks like they’re awesome doggos).

She’s smart. And she’s not alone:

I hope she gets her Ph.Doggo soon!

You (and your dog) are legit living the dream.