Awwww what a cutie. He takes very nice passport photos! :P

So, I might have breast cancer. That’s a thing that might be happening. An irregularity was found in my right breast during a screening mammogram this week and next Thursday I need to go back for a diagnostic mammogram, ultrasound and family risk assessment. My sister had breast cancer twice in her 20s, so the threat…

Where do I sign up for a sword?

That made me laugh, thanks.

God I love this show.

Are there guys that age by that name? I was under the impression the -iden and -yden names epidemic was fairly recent (and responsible for the kids named Aiden/Ayden/Haydn/Cayden in my younger kid’s class).

I think it’s a worldwide phenomenon. Too much money + unchecked collective bro-ness + sense of entitlement = finance bro behavior.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

Dude’s insufferable. When the Seahawks win he drones on and on about how God enabled them to play better. So okay, the other team must be made up of Philistines and infidels. Oh, and infertile couples are probably just not jesus-y enough.

Yes yes yes! It was a sign she needs to clip those bangs back and away from her face! Praised be!

You’re doing the Lord’s work reporting these... And I hope the one about Aniston isn’t true :\

Yeah, she apparently lost her name in the crash.

If God is so great why was she in a car crash in the first place, doofus Wilson? This thinking makes zero sense and religious people don’t even notice.

From this week’s Shade Court array of cases Iconclude shade didn’t have a good week - just like the rest of us.

Maybe she’s hoping Ivanka will sigh in exasperation and be like “FINE, I’ll do the first lady stuff. Damn, I have to do everything around here!”

Jesus fuck it’d be PTSD-inducing!

Sadly I don’t think these are her hands... One more wasted opportunity for comparison.

Once you’re aware of the fact A-Rod commissioned that kind of painting (and reportedly loves it) it’s hard to keep it out of mind whenever he’s mentioned.

Let’s all hope she’s already seen the ginormous painting of him as a centaur in his bedroom and is okay with it. That is the true test for his relationships I suppose.

This was my thought upon reading that tweet: