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Badgley Mischka goes overboard with the sparkle most of the time, but those flats are really cute.

I have the shittiest skin, honest to god. The YouCam Perfect app did all the work there.

In Brazilian summer? No doubt. It’s bad enough some asshole took St Bernards, Huskies and other cold climate breeds to tropical countries. Owners have to try and make these poor dogs comfortable.

I don’t know about other Jezzies, but I trick people with makeup and a blur-everything-into-oblivion photo app! ;-)

They’re the sweetest. Mine will growl at me if I don’t pet her or let her climb on the furniture. Once I had a friend over and she scared him, roaring because he didn’t have BOTH hands petting her.

Wow, thanks! Unlike her though I don’t think my hair lends itself to a pixie. I have way too much hair, and it sticks out.

Having one of these monsters is special. I have to give a little bit of any ice cream or popsicle I’m having if she’s around. Ice too. She loves ice.

Luna ate a cell phone once. She’d get along with Jaws just fine ;)

Nooooooo, it’s quite the opposite. This pic is the YouCam Perfect app hard at work!

Currently growing my pixie cut, which I got in the summer. Here’s what it looked like back then:

Thanks, I’m dying laughing here.

You can try an eyeshadow primer, as it helps keep eye makeup in place. As for eyeliner suggestions, Urban Decay’s eye pencil is my holy grail. For liquid eyeliners, Tarte’s tarteist clay paint eyeliner is my go-to (yes, it beats the Stila one).

As I love shopping but am flat broke at the moment I was more than happy to aid you in your search. A cursory glance at Nordstrom’s site yielded these results:

God, shitheads come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. Sorry for your kid having had that experience. And hey, if it’s my kid stuck in playground thing I’ll squeeze my fat ass up there and get her.

This administration makes me want to believe in the Bible so that I can have the sweet, sweet relief of the apocalypse to look forward to.

Given the surgical timing of the split I guess she saw him as fun to be had during her downtime. Now that she’ll have singles coming out, then an album, then (presumably) a tour, it’s time to kick the dude to the curb.

I don’t. Maybe I should look into that.

A heads up: any change in sleep patterns is a sign of depression. Both insomnia AND hypersomnia are suggestive of it (not by themselves of course, but as a symptom).

No milkshake. Amateur.

Smashburger is the SHIT. Love that place and cannot control myself. I took my family there and my BIL ordered a salad. I wanted to kick him out of there.