Yesterday was a trash day. Had a huge smashburger, smash fries and a chocolate milkshake for lunch. For dinner a whole homemade pizza and 2 bottles of Magners pear cider.

You’re adding to my high hopes! I’m expecting all my work this weekend will pay off many times over in knowing I won’t have to worry about cooking.

Good evening to you all! I have decided to do some bulk meal-prepping, so I assembled the good ol’ list of dishes I most commonly make, randomized them into a week-long menu (a shorter period, just to dip my toes in it) and earlier today I hit the grocery store to get everything I need. I got a head start today and…

Doing it wrong makes me so fucking angry, especially because I usually give all the pointers. It’s not rocket science, come on. I’ve never eaten a woman out to compare but I imagine blow jobs are a lot harder (heehee).

I’m right there with you. And I’ve never faked an orgasm because it’s counterproductive.

Because black/brown/LGBT/fat/differently-abled/vagina-bearing people are scary. It’s the only thing I can think about.

THANK YOU.

So my Fayetteville neighbors want shitty people to have fewer protections to be shitty and the State Supreme Court basically responds with a “nah, being shitty is guaranteed by law o’er here, y’all!”

Swift Is largely apolitical, as many other artists. She probably doesn’t want to lose fans (and revenue) by having a clear political stance. To each their own but I don’t know if we can afford to have public figures who are more interested in their own pockets at this time though.

Here in Bentonville the existence of liberals is the only thing that keeps me from burning shit down. Trump still won 60 to 30 though.

Yeah, his perma-scowl isn’t helping.

I must’ve been thoroughly brainwashed then, because all I see is a classy mofo who should be Bond.

1) Keanu seems like one of the few actors who’s not self-important and full of shit. He also donated a lot of what he earned in the Matrix movies to the crew, saying no one needs that much money. Dude’s got eternal points with me.

It’s the Eastern European knockoff!

I heard a recent interview with JoJo on the radio and she was describing the crazy shit her former label made her do to “control” her weight. All sickening and disordered stuff, like pump her full of amphetamines, suggest she should eat 500 cal a day... Or else. This policing seems to be par for the course.

Cyzkò maybe.

Don’t worry, everyone has a sex idiot in their history.

This guy for sure (‘memba him?). He has the skill set it takes.

I’m a legal immigrant who came with my husband, a high-skill worker (not Muslim and not Mexican, though Latina) and I’m scared to death. I’m afraid to travel. I’m afraid to speak my first language outside the home (and have gotten some very strange glances when I do). The atmosphere has become hostile to every sort of…

Donald J. Trump, the purveyor of dream jobs: manhandling scared people and abusing authority!