Sorry.

Oh no, it'll be Obama's fault if something happens. Doy.

You think this half-assed, mealy-mouthed shit is bad, god forbid if there's another 9/11-style disaster. He'd mostly just talk about how "right" he was.

Well, I'm supes glad you've graced us with your presence and such a Hot Take.

Trump has been good for him, in a weird way. Seth's anger and confusion really helped his show find its voice. It went from "one of the other late-night shows" to arguably the best.

Helllooooooooooo

This was a pretty strong statement. I've never seen Meyers look so angry.

And it turns out it's fairly easy, too. Impress your friends at parties! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Have you ever met men?

I know all those words, but that headline makes no sense.

Abel Ferrara is such a famous New York character.

Good man. No cynicism here.

What are they, the AV Club?

Ouch.

She was actually a big Gary Johnson fan.

Pfft, he's only six two. That's not very impressive.

I was in front of the fridge, then I turned around and slipped over and this banana with a condom on it fell in my asshole.

I'm just trying to be chivalrous by checking for bruising, and all these women are accusing me of things! RED PILL

Fuck this guy.

It's like the planet is turning into Idiocracy, ya know? What profound insight this is.