May as well kill the comments entirely. Really.

My wife insists that “most” actors are short. I don’t think it’s actually true, it’s just that movie stars are usually shot in such a way that it can be surprising to find out when they actually are short. But I don’t think there’s any more short actors than there are people in general.

I wish I could share your optimism.

If you go to the menu in the top corner, you can see if there’s notifications. (There’ll be a little lightning bolt if there’s none.)

Let me see.

But he can highlight his nonexistent rhyme schemes on the screen! You know, same way you can on a piece of paper.

But he can highlight his nonexistent rhyme schemes on the screen! You know, same way you can on a piece of paper.

I am former president Jimmy Carter. Um…peanuts!

I am former president Jimmy Carter. Um…peanuts!

WHOOOOOA-OOOOA-OOOOA-OOOOOA

WHOOOOOA-OOOOA-OOOOA-OOOOOA

Fuck

Fuck

I don't recall saying "good luck".

I don't recall saying "good luck".

I don't recall saying "good luck".

That's a door?

That's a door?

I started there as Tunza but later switched to my real name, which I shall not reveal here*. I didn't join until 2006.

Hi. I have a shocking admission for you.