why is pistachio gelato making a special guest star appearance on nachos?!

welp, never thought i'd say this but...

i think a lot of it has to do with how you were raised, what your family members listened to... i knew who the beatles were by the time i was 6 for the same reason i knew who cary grant and katharine hepburn were - because my parents listened to the beatles and watched those classic movies.

i can think of someone who will always be jealous of broooo-dy!

*raises hand*

awe-inspiring.

thick rimmed, geeky (albeit cute) glasses does not a "good guy" make, mr. mayer.

i feel like right now we have the same infatuation with the kardashians that we had with paris hilton years ago...

i have full on conversations with my dog. ask her what's wrong when i think she's down, tell her how angry i am about my financial situation, say excuse me when i burp or fart in front of her. she's a great listener.

alright, alright - selena seems like a nice girl...

ya know, it was wrong when disney shaped their animated "princesses" to have ridiculously small waists but to bring this to a real life person? it's unfortunate that disney is still actively participating in perpetuating unrealistic and ill proportioned bodies.

check out that bulge.

"LEAVE MEL C ALOOOOONE!"

"the bombs bur-sting in aiwer..."

cold, hard, shiny plastic.

"I'm an actress... I've dreamed about it my whole life..."

real zinger with that escargot joke, NPH

my dad does too but he just says: