I have a few I must share:

THAT little thing? eh, naw.

LEST WE FORGET CHUCKESMEE...

PLEASE GOD, NO

Thought:

yikes. I'm older than everyone too.

This show is trash now. Just trash.

potential theory:

first thought: who invited paris hilton?

forgive me, i'm all about profanity... but was the swearing in miley's introduction speech necessary? this is the grammys...

D'Angelo = female viagra.

i'm waiting for this douchebag to put his two cents in:

"You know who you are

helloooo... Bradley LOVES thigh-high socks.

if they were shooting for something like... fashion irony or something? they failed. this is an astronomic fail.

"SORRY LADIES!"

"I even got out my vibrator, turned it up to full speed,and pushed it on the skin above my anus, trying to shake the seeds loose."

when i was in college the go-to diet had to be the coffee-and-cigarettes-during-the-week diet.

glass slipper in hand. LOVE IT.

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