Because you can't dress idiocy.

separate checks, lord. I don't think people realize how obnoxious that is. Just pay someone cash to cover your fucking meals with their credit card or don't bitch about how long it takes to cash out.

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Best Gif Ever? Best Gif Ever.

I think it's Floam. Remember Floam?

Seriously, what a horrible thing to do to perfectly decent radioactive gelato.

She strikes me as someone you don't fuck with. Like Hillary Clinton, but she knows how to cook and has nice friends.

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

I ENDORSE THIS FRIENDSHIP.

My dad signs all of his texts "love dad." It's adorable.

Y'all.

OMG I share a birthday with Rihanna!

"LET ME BE CLEAR: I am a victim of physical and sexual abuse."

madonna has gone from icon to selfish, out of touch old lady.

That they're comparing Iggy's (supposed) sex tape to Bill Cosby drugging and raping multiple women over decades is appalling.

Really counting those chickens before they hatch huh

I'm possibly an overly grumpy traveler (I'm definitely overly grumpy today, anyway) but no amount of talent would make me happy that person was singing on an airplane.

My favorate is still the story of Keira Knightley and James McAvoy doing the library sex scene on Atonement, and the director goes: "KEIRA, WANK HIM OFF!"